things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
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2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
unpopular opinion: if you do not hold your own keys, you do not own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.