friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
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fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you havent been paying attention.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
unpopular opinion: if you do not hold your own keys, you do not own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.