the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
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bitcoin price prediction: tomorrow could go up or down. next year probably up. next decade definitely up. longer time horizon = easier.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
hot take: if youre trading bitcoin, youre doing it wrong. its not a trade, its savings technology. you dont trade your savings account.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
question for the timeline: whats the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? ill start: my financial advisor said its too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
psa for newcoiners: you dont need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.