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things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
bitcoin is the only asset where being early is considered risky and being late is considered safe. let that sink in.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
bitcoin twitter in a nutshell: bull market we're all gonna make it. bear market bitcoin is dead. meanwhile the protocol produces a block every 10 minutes like clockwork. bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
hot take: if you're trading bitcoin, you're doing it wrong. it's not a trade, it's savings technology. you don't trade your savings account.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.