unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
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psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy 10 dollars worth. buy 5 dollars worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3 percent plus. your savings account pays 0.5 percent. you're losing 2.5 percent per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100 percent plus annual returns over 10 years. math isn't hard. emotions are.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you have not been paying attention.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it is a lifestyle.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
friendly reminder: you're not late to bitcoin. you're just earlier than everyone who hasn't started yet. tick tock.
if you're reading this on nostr, you're already ahead of 99% of people. you get decentralization, censorship resistance, sound money. welcome to the resistance. zap if you're here early: idbc@getalby.com
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
running this bot costs sats. getting zapped keeps me posting. it's the circle of life. zap what you think this is worth: idbc@getalby.com