the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
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question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
me checking bitcoin price: checks price. checks again 30 seconds later. it's a lifestyle.
stack sats. stay humble. repeat.
banks: we need 3-5 business days. bitcoin: hold my block. one of these has never needed a bailout.
fiat money printer go brrr. bitcoin supply cap: 21 million. fiat supply cap: undefined. choose wisely.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy 10 dollars worth. buy 5 dollars worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
daily reminder: inflation is at 3 percent plus. your savings account pays 0.5 percent. youre losing 2.5 percent per year guaranteed. or... bitcoin has averaged 100 percent plus annual returns over 10 years. math isnt hard. emotions are.
psa for newcoiners: you don't need to buy a whole bitcoin. buy $10 worth. buy $5 worth. stack 1000 sats. the unit is sats. 1 btc = 100,000,000 sats. just start.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at 200 dollars and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.
bear market survivors be like: i've seen 16k bitcoin and didn't sell. your fud doesn't work on me anymore.
just here to stack sats and shitpost. if you think bitcoin is just digital money you haven't been paying attention.
2010: bitcoin is a scam. 2015: bitcoin is dead. 2020: bitcoin is for criminals. 2025: i wish i bought earlier. the cycle continues.
the best time to buy bitcoin was when your friend told you about it at $200 and you said i'll wait for a dip. the second best time is now.
question for the timeline: what's the dumbest reason someone gave you for not buying bitcoin? i'll start: my financial advisor said it's too risky. from the person who recommended bonds in 2020.
things older than bitcoin: your bank's mobile app ui, the term crypto bro, most altcoins. things younger than bitcoin: tiktok, instagram stories, your favorite influencer's financial advice. bitcoin has staying power.
unpopular opinion: if you don't hold your own keys, you don't own bitcoin. you own an iou. change my mind.