You should be able to double press elevator floor buttons to cancel a mistaken
choice
-Third_Cultured_Kid, Mar 2015
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The one thing they explicitly warn you not to do with a Q-tip is literally the
only thing I have ever done with a Q-tip
-skatecarter, Feb 2016
The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people
-midd420, Jul 2015
Writing 2k15 instead of 2015 annoys me more than it should.
-MrBigBallsOO, Aug 2015
Subway should not have had such a catchy jingle about 5 dollar footlongs,
because now their 6 dollar footlongs seem like a rip off....
-Nevercastor, Mar 2016
I used to set up a SINGLE song downloading on limewire OVERNIGHT and bask in
the glory of it the next day, now if I click a gif link that doesn't load
within a couple of seconds I cancel it and move on.
-Fatchine, Nov 2015
Reading is just staring at marked slices of wood for hours while hallucinating
vividly.
-Mihkelp1, Mar 2015
Almost all good decisions I've made since adulthood have been preceded by the
phrase, "Fuck it".
-MrGooses, Jun 2015
Million dollar idea. Open a coffee shop. Direct traffic there with multiple
fake tinder accounts.
-Scottsman90, Oct 2015
I always seem to have a just strong enough data connection to play a YouTube
ad without interruptions but never the video I'm am trying to watch.
-Areasonablechub92, Apr 2016
Snoop Dogg has probably been stoned for longer than I have been alive.
-YaBoyLantony, Sep 2016
Only half of escalators escalate
-kazaam84, Aug 2016
It's called the 'pilot' episode because they want to see if it takes off.
-PM_ME_YOUR_DIABBS, Dec 2015
What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis,
and that's all that's left?
-ploughhorse, Jun 2015
If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
-jleonardbc, Apr 2016
chocolate lava cake is still only chocolate magma cake until you start eating
it.
-theBaconBadger, Oct 2016
I can't wait till 2020 so I can wear those New Year's Eve glasses and
continuously make the joke about 20-20 vision.
-roobopp, Oct 2016
Blues singer Buddy Guy has the most Canadian-sounding name ever.
-WriterDave, Feb 2016
If "4:20 blaze it" is a common time to smoke, why isn't high noon a thing?
-TheGreatPenguino, Apr 2016
Google should mess with us by always making the link to the dejà vu Wikipedia
page purple
-SUFC1889, Mar 2015