In the time span of other countries, the US is a dumb teenager with way to
much money. We spend it all on "cool" shit like weapons, and think education
is stupid
-colehoots, Nov 2015
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In highschool, eating lunch alone is considered lame and can result in
bullying. In a busy office, eating lunch alone and undisturbed is considered a
luxury.
-Kezly, Oct 2016
The biggest clickbait on Reddit is not the NSFW tag, it's "comment score below
threshold"
-247NoSleep, Nov 2015
Giraffes must take forever to vomit
-irritatedcitydweller, Dec 2014
Does my dog think i'm a hypocrite because I poo in the house?
-skywisefahr, Jun 2015
The older generation probably invented the internet to keep young people
indoors and off their lawns. It worked. Smart bastards.
-analest-analyst, Feb 2016
There should be a beer that takes 21 years to craft and age so on your 21st
birthday you can drink a beer made at the same time you were.
-BNDTxGhost, Jan 2015
HowToBasic should make an April Fools video where he cooks something
correctly.
-[deleted], Jan 2016
Kids in the movies are always upset when their parents don't make it to their
recitals. As a kid I never wanted my parents to show up anywhere.
-truthaboutcs, Jun 2016
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to
feel like teenagers.
-ksnid3r, Oct 2015
What if humans are sperm's way of reproducing?
-foaming_infection, Jul 2014
Belt loops are like belts for a belt.
-youonme, Dec 2015
I'll bet that spider's just as pissed as I am that I walked through its web.
-principled_principal, Aug 2016
Being polite is so rare these days that its often confused with flirting.
-mystic1_wizard, Oct 2016
You know what'd be really cool? If someone took all of the top /r/earthporn
posts and plotted them on a map
-PM_your_linguini, May 2016
The Young Me Is The Old Me
-Ouroboros_87, Jan 2014
By having sex, you are continuing your family's oldest tradition.
-NuclearZombiePancake, Apr 2015
Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way
better than saying you're a cashier at McDonald's
-sireman, May 2015
It sucks when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as
read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense...
-AvoidMySnipes, Aug 2016
You should be able to double press elevator floor buttons to cancel a mistaken
choice
-Third_Cultured_Kid, Mar 2015