The kids in the movie Jumanji didn't know how to play Jumanji. Instead of
rolling the dice and taking turns as fast as possible they sat around waiting
for each turns consequence to unravel.
-qtg, Jun 2014
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A "Humans" episode of How Its Made would make for a hilarious sex ed video.
-thesurlyengineer, Jul 2016
I wonder if in another 50 years someone will make a romantic drama about a
couple falling in love on 9/11, similar to Titanic
-GrizzlyOwns, Sep 2016
There should be an episode of Big Bang Theory where they are sitting around
watching Big Bang Theory but it has different actors and they are ridiculing
the scientific inaccuracies in the show they are watching.
-00wabbit, Aug 2015
Reading a book is interpretting ink stains on shreds of a dead tree and
hallucinating about it.
-3lihu, Jun 2015
Porn and the WWE are essentially the same. Both feature unrealistic
representations of humans taking way longer to accomplish something, in which
the acting doesn't matter and the more outrageous the personality, the more
popular.
-SergeiDiaghilev, May 2016
I would use a treadmill for hours if I had VR hooked up to google street view.
-Dolphin_Titties, May 2016
When the North Korean citizens finally get freedom of information and internet
they're going to realize the whole world was making fun of their country
-DanTheManVan, Oct 2014
If I know someone can take a joke/insult without being offended, then I don't
mind if they insult me. But if it is someone who gets offended easily who
insults me, I find that offensive.
-Joshsh28, Sep 2016
People who say they can't cook are basically confessing that they can't follow
instructions.
-frecklesandgegs, Mar 2013
The Grinch stole Christmas from the Whos. Horton heard a Who. The Grinch is
tiny.
-grumpyoyster, Dec 2015
Suitcases are terrible for carrying suits.
-Numberphile, Sep 2014
"I forgot to plug my car in" will eventually be the most common excuse for
being late for work.
-SyrCuse-44-, Jul 2016
Because they're loud and heavily-perfumed, Abercrombie & Fitch stores are
ideal spots for farting.
-comfortablydrei, Sep 2014
The game 2048 will probably have a comeback in the year 2048
-pacreams, Jul 2014
The laugh track in "How I Met Your Mother" would make more sense if it were
two kids laughing, rather than a studio audience.
-alex_jo, Oct 2016
The AIM "away message" was the original facebook status.
-violentshapes, Nov 2014
People who say that 'Wikipedia can be edited by anyone to say anything' would
be greatly disappointed if they attempted to do so
-jarghon, Apr 2016
If our ass was split horizontally, it would clap when we run down the stairs.
-changingminds, Jul 2014
We don't give the people who browse the New section enough credit for finding
us all of the good posts.
-JubilifeRival, Jan 2016