Serviced the old Gaggia Espresso machine. Sprezzatura Dolce Vita all day everyday now. Will collapse shortly of caffeine overdose 🤌

Gm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasping for air* HAAAAAAA.... HAAAAAAAAA.... AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH..... ☠️

We're in this part of the cycle now:

'Men only want one thing!' Yes.

The line separating good and evil passes not through Nostr & X plebs, nor ossifiers and innovators, nor between Core and Knots devs either -- but right through every node's mempool -- and through all bitcoin nodes. This line shifts. Inside the network, it oscillates between peers. And even within mempools overwhelmed by spam, one small bridgehead of pure monetary transactions is retained.

Devs of Nostr, can we have stories? 👀 @primal @Vitor Pamplona @Damus

When and why did we stop telling each other how bad seedoils are? Opreturn steals the show? C'mon guys, we can't have fringe minority group coherence without extremism and extremism requires exercising repeatedly. Bring back the disrespect. @Uncle Swan I know you know but let me tell you again, seedoils are engine lubricants! Don't!

If by chance you have a Tokaido Ultimate, size 6 (190cm) Karategi lying around, and can do shipment to Germany for a reasonable no-tariff price, I pay in corn #tokaido #karate

If you want to go #Linux, Thinkpads are the Gold standart. You don't need to reinvent the wheel and get something fancy. I sold my #Tuxedo last week after a year of usage as it works best only with their TuxedoOS, a customized Version of Ubuntu. They even created their own mirrors, updates are always behind. By going full Linux, they over-linuxed and came out the yet-another-half-bakes-distro end and laptop hardware that fails to go into hibernate with any other OS. One year I tried to fix this. No more, back on the old ThinkPad.