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Thanks, grey-skinned weak skinny fat government drone but I'll be fine in 35°C. Take your pills and watch TV. WHO LOVES THE SUN?!

Recent retarded UI changes made buttons tiny on mobile phones. I hearby remove the stigma of upscaling your UIs. You don't have to be >60 years old to enjoy large buttons 🙏

Guys what's your go-to squirrel poison? Those pesky rodents keep digging up the soil from my plants! Peace was an option but three times does it 🥷 ⚔️ Namaste

Gichin Funakoshi Karatedō Kyōhan 1935. 2 Yen 60 Sen. #karate #jpn #japan #funakoshi

I'm now a luxury car dealer that accepts bitcoin for Lambos, McLarens, high end Mercs and whatnot 🚗 🚙 🚓 You send me bitcoin, I go and buy the car and have it transfered it to you. For a small 2.1% premium plus taxes and cost for transfer of course. I even put an orange sticker on it FOR FREE!!! Step up your game, hoodie boys

The difference between a cloud and a mountain is me

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I need this firefighter robot thing and I need it badly. I'm sure it can be turned into the opposite of a fire extinguisher and rode into battle. Let's find out. Begging for sats now. I mean fundraising. So kids, go to your mommy's wallet, get the bills with big numbers out and zap them over, thanks. We're in this together now.