I'm 1/2 of 100% sure I'm right.

I wish humans had OBD ports.

Make mid shift showers the standard. View quoted note →

I'm sad to say that it's quite rare for me to make it through a shift without encountering someone who would benefit from a punch in the face.

Open to avoidance strategies if there are any. View quoted note →

These things are annoying as fuck. It's getting to the point that I don't even want notifications anymore. View quoted note →