THE FIRST RULE
The first rule of Fiat Club is: you don’t quit your job.
The second rule of Fiat Club is: you tell everyone you’re stacking for freedom while refreshing the chart at work.
Bitcoin didn’t free you.
It gave you a holier-than-thou lottery ticket.
Same dopamine. Different gamble.
You think you’re post–Fight Club because you say HODL instead of charge it.
But you’re still chasing the same dream: rentier income, early retirement, freedom-later™.
You’re still worshipping comfort. Measuring worth by what you’ll have someday.
You misunderstood the marshmallow test.
One marshmallow. Two marshmallows. Fuck your marshmallows.
You talk about “time preference,” yet you’re still renting your hours to a system you claim is corrupt and dying.
Tyler burned his apartment.
You bought Strategy B and called it rebellion.
Fiat Club
A Case of the Someday
