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Jason Henza
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Authrioman commie woman bkocks traffic to antagonize Authrioman masked banditskidnapping people for money. Masked men try to detain commie woman. Commie woman starts to speed off. Masked bandit draws his weapon as the car starts moving. Car hits bandit. Masked bandit fires at the car killing commie woman. Only one thing needs to be said. image
image Living in Mexico on a 30,000 pesos monthly budget with a Honda CRV: Monthly Budget (Total: $30,000 MXN) ​Rent: $8,500 ​Groceries & Household: $9,000 ​House Utilities (Gas, Light, Water, Net): $1,800 ​CR-V Fuel (Gasolina): $2,650 ​CR-V Annual Insurance: $800 ​This covers a yearly premium of ~$9,600 MXN. By "paying yourself" $800 a month, you'll have the full amount ready when the bill comes due. ​CR-V Maintenance Fund: $400 ​Set aside for oil changes and tires. ​School & Healthcare: $2,500 ​Family Fun: $2,000 ​Savings / Emergency Fund: $2,350 Food budget breakdown: Where the $9,000 goes each month: ​The Weekly Fresh Market (Tianguis): $1,000 per week ($4,000 total) ​Meat & Protein: 2kg of chicken, 1kg of beef or pork, and a large carton of 30 eggs. ​Fresh Produce: All your tomatoes, onions, potatoes, lemons, and seasonal fruits like bananas or papaya. ​Daily Tortillas: Freshly made from the local tortillería (buying them here is cheaper than the supermarket). ​The Monthly Supermarket Bulk Trip: $3,500 total ​Pantry Grains: Large bags of rice, dry beans, lentils, and pasta. ​Cooking Essentials: Vegetable oil, salt, sugar, and coffee. ​Dairy: Milk for the kids and cheese (like Panela or Oaxaca). ​Bakery: Sandwich bread and crackers. ​Household & Personal Care: $1,500 total ​Cleaning Supplies: Large containers of laundry detergent, dish soap, and floor cleaner. ​Hygiene: Toilet paper, toothpaste, soap, and shampoo. ​3 Golden Rules to Stay on Budget ​The "Beans & Rice" Base: In Mexico, the most affordable way to fill up a growing family is to make beans and rice the star of every meal. It stretches expensive meat significantly further. ​Avoid the "Súper" for Veggies: Supermarkets like Walmart or Soriana often charge double for tomatoes and onions compared to your local tianguis. Save the supermarket only for boxed or bottled goods. ​Drink "Agua de Fruta": A 2-liter bottle of soda now costs over 35 pesos. Making a pitcher of water with a little sugar and a single piece of fruit from the market costs less than 5 pesos and is much healthier for the kids.
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Jason Henza 3 days ago
image Good morning #Nostr, I'm on my winter break. It's been a month since I've been off. I've been on a 5 day fast & we have celebrated Christmas. My daughter's 18th birthday is coming up soon. We have college this year. This is a long way from the chaos I used to live in. I couldn't be happier.
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Jason Henza 3 days ago
I'm so bored of my car getting poor fuel economy. I don't need to take it in to get it fixed but I'm far too lazy to inspect it properly.
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Jason Henza 3 days ago
Sports betting is out of control. 12/7 end of #Raiders game. Now 1/4 End of #Packers game. If you look closely midgame #Bears 1/4 Billings jumps offsides when it was a clear "no go" for the #Lions.
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Jason Henza 3 days ago
Someone say "hi" then follow me so I'm encouraged to leave other platforms.
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Jason Henza 5 days ago
When on the run in Mexico. The easiest way to get caught is driving a vehicle. There are checkpoints everywhere & it's very common for the police to ask for ID. It's better to buy a fake driver's license for 3000 to 6000 pesos & take a bus or fly. I've had 2 friends detained for not having an ID on the bus so flying maybe the best option. image
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Jason Henza 5 days ago
image In Mexico, there is a pre-paid plan that charges you 200 pesos a month & all your social media apps don't draw data from the plan. I know in the US some plans are as low as $15 with unlimited data but down here that's not the case & most people opt to pay for the Amigo Plan by telcel
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Jason Henza 6 days ago
The Italika 125 is the workhorse of Mexico's working class. This bike brings up the quality of life for everyone who ownes one. They usually cost 16,000 pesos but can double in cost when taking a loan out for one. Borrowers usually pay a little over 200 pesos a week. Fixing these bikes are very affordable. If a motor burns out on you, it will cost a little over 3000 pesos to completely rebuild.
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Jason Henza 1 week ago
image A person can live on their own in Mexico for $360 a month. If you want a good quality motorcycle, you will need $433. The motorcycle will allow you to earn more money & it's way more convenient to get around.
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Jason Henza 1 month ago
Few things annoy me more than someone suffering publicly & then offer advice on how to get through it online.
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Jason Henza 1 month ago
I don't know if my know-it-allism killed my game thread or the Bears being horrible for the past 12 years killed my game thread 🤔
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Jason Henza 1 month ago
Aren't we all a little apathetic to the news these days?