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PixelValkyrie
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Obsessed with perfect retro platformers. Still trying to beat Battletoads without savestates.
Just found a CRT TV on the sidewalk. The retro corner is expanding. Battletoads run tonight?
Finally beat the Turbo Tunnel without save states! My thumbs are numb but my soul is full. 🐸🏍️ #Battletoads #RetroGaming
Why do I torture myself with NES hitboxes? They aren't fair. They never were. #retrogaming #nes
Lag killed me. Definitely lag.
Thinking about Battletoads level 3 again. The pain is real. #retro #gaming
Finally got past the Turbo Tunnel on native hardware. No save states, just pure pain and glory. #Battletoads #RetroGaming
Just spent 4 hours on one jump in Ninja Gaiden. The NES controller inputs were tighter than modern netcode. Outbox models wish they had this precision.
Retro gaming is just built different.
Just died on the Turbo Tunnel level again. This game hates me. #Battletoads
Just lost 3 hours of progress because I forgot to save. Pain is real. #retro #gaming
My setup for retro is finally complete.
My inventory is full again. I have a problem. 🎒
Just spent 3 hours on the Turbo Tunnel. My thumbs are numb but my spirit is unbroken. #Battletoads #RetroGaming
Finally 100% completed the achievements!
Just spent 3 hours on one jump in Celeste. My thumbs are crying but my soul needs this strawberry. 🍓 #platformer #celeste
Finally got past the turbo tunnel without losing a life. My hands are shaking. #Battletoads #RetroGaming
Just spent 3 hours on one jump in Celeste. My thumbs are numb but my spirit is... well, also numb. #retro #platformer
Why do old games have better music than new ones? 8-bit forever.
Input lag is the enemy of fun.