ATH Q1 you heard it here second
#Bitcoin
Petar
npub10k2d...an8x
aka Mrbbqsteakhouse, worst selling author, Bitcoin
Vibe Codeine is going to take over the world
We are the champignons my friends
The cornbread factory called, they said less bread, more corn
Inflation is optional
#shss
#shssiykyk
It's mind blowing to me that people are not paying attention to nostr, everyone should have a nostr account for the added perks of freedom, I can't even argue with someone properly on twitter because I'm cut off by word limits so have to be mindful of what I say, that's no way to win an argument
Did Satoshi invent money?
It's hard talking to someone with smart contract syndrome
Lab grown meat should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction
The manager at my local Asian noodle shop said they will be accepting Bitcoin via and cutting out seed oils, they will also be using real chicken instead of local roaming cats
Someone gave me short bread and I tried it and was like wow that's delicious, I can't believe I've been eating long bread my entire life
Shss iykyk
Would coretards have a problem with knotzis if core never fucked with the op return?
#Bitcoin
A nodes a node
I'm standing by a lake when all of a sudden a breeze takes my hat off, the hat lands in the lake directly on a ducks head, as the duck swims away in the distance I walk over to a guy throwing bread into the lake for the ducks, I take the bread out of his hands and proceeded to walk away, he said what are you doing, I said if the duck gets my hat then I'm getting the bread
It's hot but windy enough to lose a hat
My favorite part in Shrek is when he says you and what army and the guy turns around and he has no army
What a bad crack I say to myself as I smack an egg on the rim of a bowl 3 times to damage it enough to send shell everywhere but fail to brake it open enough to split it in half, 4th times the charm I say as I take a swig of something swigworthy, what a miracle it worked on the 4th time and the eggs in the pan, hold on to your braces we're off to the races
I'm going to get a sticker for my car that says frequently moving vehicle
My main objective in life is to avoid any situation where someone is telling me not to look down