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nosleep_at_bae.st@mostr.pub
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scientifically proven to be the best account on baest + top shagger
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if i had a dollar for every bullshit term invented by journalists i would be a billionaire by now
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still find it ridiculous how my mom can mail me chocolate and a calendar from moscow without any issues but i have to jump through a million hoops and use 2 shady courier services to mail her a plush toy (which i cant even mail directly from the us because ALL toys are banned from export)
my friends and i are a menace to this college town (for legal reasons i will not elaborate, but it has something to do with sick drifting)
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im also seething and writhing at the fact that not only do i have to do math, i have to do post calculus level of bs big o and big omega runtime analysis. and not even in the fun way that we're doing in our comp eng class with mips instructions, but the boring math way with proofs and geometric sequences
excuse me??? what the FUCK am i paying tuition for then???
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yeah sex is good but have you ever heard the dentist say that your next appointment is the last one for a while
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bus is 30 mins late 😩 why did i have to do my most vital shopping on freshman move in day
coworker is on grindr 💀💀💀 i have nothing more to add 💀💀💀
work is so fun i get to address 300 people and then immediately walk off stage and have explosive diarrhea