Woke up sick today- DAILY HERALD NEWS POST!!! To get it out of the way, Elon musk is insane He finally made a tunnel in los Angeles for Teslas, and Teslas Only, the thing is we never got news about this, we only got one piece of footage and that's it... BTC IS NOW WORTH $100,000!!! I decided to check the very unstable price of Bitcoin, and low and behold, it was now at $100,000!!!! Other projects... I'm working on something in blender, I call it "Stars" because A. I like stars. B. I want to make something that could be used as a background, And also can be used as a stage!!! I'm remaking it because I didn't like how it turned out. That's all folks! :) Have a good rest of your day! (If you saw this twice, I accidently sent it in new threads, whoops)

HEREALD NEWS!!!! What's good nostriches? ELON HAS NO NEURONS So it was announced that Teslas Optimus robot will release in 7 months. And a long with that announcment comes even MORE Ugly products that will fail. THE CYBERBUS So Elon was able to make his crap even more ugly then the cyber truck. This bus is self driving. Meaning that it's gonna crash on the first attempt CYBER TAXI Much like the CYBERBUS it's self driving and super ugly. And also has self driving because Elon is a moron and is too repetitive. THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I just dualbooted Ubuntu yall

DUO GOT OLD😭

HERALD NEWS Your daily internet and nostr news reporter So have you ever had a fear of robots? Well it's gonna get worse. So Tesla has been working on their robot (Optimus - V2) and the thing is TERRIFYING! And it can FEEL OBJECTS?! Well I'm scared 😨. Also OenAI is making one too???? Well I shouldn't be surprised. I thinke we ALL new they would make a robot. But it knows what's in front of it. And that's not it. The scary part is the robot ITSELF. The "skeleton" is shown making it look 100000000000X SCARIER. It does have a screen that responds when the robot speaks Anyway so that's all I have nostriches! See y'all soon!!!!!!

WHY DOES TIKTOK DAY UTS GETTING SHUT DOWN BUT THEN IT DOSENT 😭😭😭😭

FAST NEWS do this is a short report but I just wanted to say Tiktok is getting banned tomorrow (R.I.P tiktok)

HEEALD NEWS!!!!! hello nostriches! Got some news for all y'all! Anyways I'm here to report some weird stuff going on at the internet! Apparently OPENAI made a thing called "Sora" witch can make THE most realistic AI generated videos! This is scary because people can use this to trick other people! Like someone generated a bomb over the US, and trick other people it's real! And that's scary! So far that's all I have but I'll keep y'all updated! See y'all tomorrow! Cool people of the day: @Nunya Bidness

For some reason Everytime some singer hits a high note my soul acends 🤔

HERALD NEWS yes I am back to reporting after a whole entire 2 years (wow!) I'm here to report something almost EVERY ONE knows about: the drop of Bitcoin inflation rates dropping! So that's interesting! And another weird thing is the alien sightings at the Miami mall! I never thought I would say this but aliens might actually be real😮 anyway that is all folks! See yall tomorrow! @Nunya Bidness

I'm soon gonna change my name to "STVRLIGHT" because I had the name "herald" for idk 2 years?

Some just sent 806 sats... And now I have 81,802 sats! Thank you!!! But save your sats! They could become handy in the future!!!!

And y'all.... I have 80,994 sats!!!!! Thank you soooo much!!

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im back! sorry and i will rebrand HERALD NEWS to THE OBLIVION NEWS

TBH im kinda excited for summer break

music of the afternoon: made by: AJ dispirito

japan at a silenced night: everyone at a deep deep slumber...but far away some people stay up to witness this beautiful night. Away from the trolls,mean people...and the people who think nostr was a mistake. personally i would like to be there!

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this is just shocking: 79,180 Sats thank y'all so so so so SO much!