A #nsfw idea that only makes on #nostr or a mobster interrogation: Wanting to be #fapped instead of #zapped 🤣

Fun thought for the day: An #octopus is just a wet #spider. #stolenmemes

How to keep a #man happy #5: I cannot emphasise enough, that men WILL need to be #reminded. About what I hear you ask? Everything! #Anniversaries; #birthdays; taking out the trash; picking up his underwear... Its not that we don't want to do it, its just that our #priorities are different. It may seem like we're direction less when you look at it through your eyes, and you have every right to want us to remember #important dates and simple tasks, but men in general are #task oriented. When we're working on something, to us, everything else is a #distraction. We WANT to #celebrate with you, of course we do, just give us a #reminder and multiple #warnings ahead of time, and we'll be there.