Good bye Nostr. The Legendary Man is no more.

@SuiGenerisJohn I've said it before and I will say it again. Alby Hub is not to be trusted with your sats. I was rugged by a "bug". Many other people have lost their sats too. At this point far too many to be a coincidence. Do you think that those who have been rugged by Alby Hub have a good chance in court, or does their shady terms of service shield them from customers ever achieving justice? #rughub View quoted note →

Why must the dispensary have a sale tomorrow when I need weed today?

Pubic hair is a ball insulator. Only when you get a haircut that is too short on a hot summer night will you realize this truth.

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Must be that time of day again. Can not understand them, but they look awesome. Ready for some nostr notes & schnitzel? #legendarymeme

Can anyone provide a list of countries that historically do not go to war, stay the fuck out of other people's business, and are prosperous? #asknostr

1,000,000 satoshis for 3 years worth of 20% quarterly gross profit royalty payments from a new open source hardware startup company that will be focusing on providing self-custodial products for bitcoin. This is the offer. Take it, or leave it, but trust me when I say that this will be the opportunity that you will soon be kicking yourself in the ass for not taking seriously. The funds will be utilized for the required startup business formation expenses. This offer will expire in exactly 1 week. For this is how long it will take me to save it up on my own. First person to invest gets the opportunity for holy fuck levels of ROI. Choose wisely. Good luck and godspeed.

Why does this look like the world's most uncomfortable dildo? #bitcoin #asknostr View quoted note →