Episode 71 is live! In this one, we tackle a whole bunch of exploits, including Thorchain, Mullvad, and Windows Bitlocker.

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Anti Moonboy News - #71 - Another Heist

In this one, we tackle a whole bunch of exploits, including Thorchain, Mullvad, and Windows Bitlocker. Please remember to like and subscribe!

https://rumble.com/v7a1p84-anti-moonboy-news-71-another-heist.html Timestamps 0:00 Introduction 1:18 Thorchain gets exploited https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2026/05/15/thorchain-halts-trading-after-usd10-million-cross-chain-exploit-rune-token-drops-12 https://xcancel.com/zacodil/status/2055550712390541666 15:41 Sponsor: monero.forum 16:35 Sponsor: orangefren.com 17:22 Sponsor: unstoppable.money 18:16 Sponsor: anonraffle.com 19:03 Sponsor: webwipe.io 20:01 Story about father xenu getting locked out of his computer by Bitlocker 23:46 Major Windows exploit released - Yellow Keycd

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Microsoft BitLocker-protected drives can now be opened with just some files on a USB stick — YellowKey zero-day exploit demonstrates an apparent backdoor

Also, it

33:03 Mullvad exploit

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Mullvad exit IPs as a fingerprinting vector

Mullvad is one of the few VPN providers that offers multiple exit IPs for its servers. If two people connect to the same server, they will usually ...

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48145679 37:47 Monero Beta Stressnet breaks and may require a rollback

GitHub

blockchain: re-align Beta stressnet off-by-1 window by jeffro256 · Pull Request #391 · seraphis-migration/monero

This line: monero/src/cryptonote_core/blockchain.cpp Line 1589 in d1adfbb ...

43:27 Pro Law Enforcement Bill Clarity Passed out of Committee

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'Pro Law Enforcement Bill' Clarity Passed Out of Committee

Feelings are mixed as U.S. Senate Banking Committee passes landmark cryptocurrency regulation while tension over core components remain.

55:51 Superchat: Anti Moonboy Subscription Model 59:42 Superchat: Veracrypt No Longer Accepting XMR Decision 01:03:06 Outro: Mall Grab - Bear Witness

Episode 70 is now live

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Anti Moonboy News - #70 - I sold my kidney

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https://rumble.com/v79rukk-anti-moonboy-news-70-i-sold-my-kidney.html Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 1:48 My criticisms on DarkFi - No tokenomics, darkirc isn't good, 13:14 Rant on John Mcafee 17:53 Sponsor: monero.forum 18:48 Sponsor: anonraffle.com 19:48 Sponsor: orangefren.com 20:45 Sponsor: webwipe.io 21:46 Sponsor: unstoppable.money and swap.unstoppable.money 22:48 Show update - Sponsor slots will be capped at 6 minutes with no plans on increasing the amount of sponsors unless the show grows in length. 24:04 Saylor's admits he is going to sell Bitcoin 33:52 Chart comparing Strategy to ponzis https://xcancel.com/great_martis/status/2051812356116955185 38:33 Giving a summary of the fantastic interview between Doug Tuman and Justin Berman 39:29 New view keys 43:18 Alpha and Beta Stressnet, lag from node operators not updating to v 19 hardfork, transaction sync will take a longer time, ten block lock, altruistic proof of stake with no rewards, transactions are going to take longer to send (especially with more uxtos). 47:22 When are fcmp++ going to be done? Biggest delays research audits - all in process code audits - not done yet but soon beta stressnet hardware wallet integration multisig 49:58 Rollbacks, and Quantum proof 52:00 Waygu being obnoxious 53:45 Superchat: Staying anon using the clearnet Superchat: Gambling on monero.forum [robot skit]

Anti Moonboy News episode 69 in live! In this one, we cover Litecoin's poor response to an exploit, the BTC conference, and the latest news on Roman Storm. Check it out at the links below:

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Anti Moonboy News 69 - Relax, the RSS is back

In episode 69 of Anti Moonboy News, we tackle the Litecoin controversy, the Bitcoin conference, and the latest in Monero. Please subscribe, like, o...

https://rumble.com/v79g6sw-anti-moonboy-news-69-relax-the-rss-is-back.html 0:00 Introduction 2:00 Darknet Market Maximalism is now translated in Spanish! Go to antimoonboy.com/dnmspanish to read 3:08 RSS feed is back up plz forgive me 4:21 Litecoin devs admit the chain was exploited in March, and that the 13 block reorg was the second attack.

Litecoin MWEB Security Incident Postmortem

8:34 Litecoin response timeline has one month gap where nothing happened 12:17 Embarrassing response from Litecoin Twitter https://xcancel.com/tayvano_/status/2048581087874707612 15:47 Bitcoin Conference 20:58 Blanche comments https://xcancel.com/L0laL33tz/status/2049108072853901432 23:21 Wife of Keone Rodriguez, a speaker at the conference, was escorted out of the conference for being part of a Free Samourai protest https://xcancel.com/noosphere888x2/status/2048824671999590498 24:46 Cakewallet wins wallet of the year https://xcancel.com/cakewallet/status/2050362303493939201 26:40 Sponsor: anonraffle.com 28:31 Sponsor: monero.forum 29:51 Sponsor: webwipe.io 32:11 Roman Storm court transcripts

The Rage

Acquittal For Storm? Breaking Down The Government's Exotic Theories

At last week's hearing for Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm, the Government presented theories against Storm's acquittal that, at points, seemed ...

39:54 Monero shame list update

SimpleX Chat - Invitation

40:49 Bisq exploit https://xcancel.com/bisq_network/status/2050206753246363819 43:31 Monero fcmp++ and Carrot beta stressnet live May 6 https://xcancel.com/themerit0crat/status/2051688658881651025 44:26 Crazy North Korea Hacker story

The Hacker News

$285 Million Drift Hack Traced to Six-Month DPRK Social Engineering Operation

$285M stolen after six-month DPRK social engineering campaign began fall 2025, exposing Drift’s contributors and cloud assets.

50:43 Superchat: Spend Key subscription idea 53:11 Superchat: Based Enigmatic 54:32 Superchat: xmrchat challenge? 56:36 Outro - Aphex Twin - "274-1229-T17PhaseOut_128"

Episode 68 is now live! RSS feed is also fixed and updated.

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Anti Moonboy News 68 - Centralized DeFi

Anti Moonboy News is a podcast about digital cash, privacy rights, and FOSS. In this one, we examine that catastrophic failure by KelpDAO and Layer...

https://rumble.com/v793a90-anti-moonboy-news-68-centralized-defi.html Timestamps 0:00 Introduction 2:02 KelpDAO exploit and Layerzero 7:24 Layer Zero's incompetence https://xcancel.com/LayerZero_Core/status/2046081551574983137 14:23 More regulations and blaming North Korea for having bad privacy infrastructure 21:18 Thorchain and how it is the biggest thing for Monero Moonboyism in a while 25:14 Thoughts on Thorchain and their vibecoded Monero implementation 28:10 Secret Thorchain admin keys and their gaslighting on this topic is a red flag https://archive.is/WiwUT 34:10 It's highly likely Thorchain founders will be indicted at some point. 40:40 Sponsor: Monerica.com 41:50 Sponsor: webwipe.io 42:45 Big shoutout to SirJamzAlot/brainchainz for building xenuc

GitHub

GitHub - brainchainz/XMRMenuCalc

Contribute to brainchainz/XMRMenuCalc development by creating an account on GitHub.

44:22 DeFI United pools together money to pay back KelpDAO and Arbitrum freezes $73 million of ETH tied to exploit 45:28 In response to KelpDAO exploint, Wagyu temporarily shuts down https://xcancel.com/PerpetualCow/status/2047060295667867806 51:28 Introducing the monero shamelist at moneroshamelist.com 01:02:39 Litecoin has a 13 block reorg https://xcancel.com/litecoin/status/2048135554445832542 01:07:52 MRL discusses post quantum options for Monero https://xcancel.com/MoneroResearchL/status/2047436910210261359 01:13:03 Superchat - anonraffle.com LINKS mp3: Merch: https://antimoonboy.com/merch/ Read/Listen to Darknet Market Maximalism: https://antimoonboy.com/darknetmarketmaximalism Superchats (will be read at the start of Anti Moonboy News each week): xmrchat.com/xenu RSS (now fixed!!!): https://antimoonboy.com/podcast/dir2cast/dir2cast.php Spotify:

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Ever wanted to learn how to use PGP encryption? Check out my noob guide for PGP on youtube. It is one of my most popular videos!

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Noob PGP Guide -- Learn how to use PGP encryption to send secret messages and verify files today!

In this tutorial, I demonstrate how to use pgp encryption to send secret messages, or to verify the authenticity of downloaded files.

Wow I have over 200 followers on here? I thought you were all laser eyed pussies.

Announcing the Monero Shame List! This is a collab between myself and Monerica. On this site, we will document any privacy focused project that needs to improve their financial privacy by adding support for Monero. You can also submit your own finds. Check it out here:

The Monero Shame List — MoneroShameList.com

A public list of privacy-focused companies that hypocritically refuse to accept Monero.

Wow! Another episode of Anti Moonboy News is now live! In this one, I tackle age verification, AI slop, and another fcmp++ delay. Listen now! youtube: mp3: odysee:

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Anti Moonboy News 63 - Verification

In this one, we break down the age verification chaos that is currently taking over the open source community. We also talk about ai slop, and fcmp...

rumble: https://rumble.com/v777ge4-anti-moonboy-news-63-verification.html timestamps Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 2:25 Age Verification boiling frog 3:56 California Assembly Bill 1043

Bill Text - AB-1043 Age verification signals: software applications and online services.

AB 1043 Age verification signals: software applications and online services.

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California introduces age verification law for all operating systems, including Linux and SteamOS — user age verified during OS account setup

AB 1043 also requires OS providers to pipe a real-time age checker to every app developer who requests it.

17:24 Meta heavily lobbying the App Store Accountability Act https://tboteproject.com/ 21:02 Use

Ageless Linux — Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

to keep track of this age verification issue! 30:15 Paid Programming - Webwipe.io, xmrhub.org 34:03 AI Slop throwing a wrench into the Israel/US vs Iran war. Will video evidence be useless in the future? 39:52 Meta ends e2e encryption on instagram https://help.instagram.com/491565145294150 42:06 Tinder AI requests to see your pictures for "Chemistry" feature 45:15 Robot skit 46:26 Monerorun 2026 47:36 FCMP++ delay until Q4 2026 looking more likely

GitHub

FCMP++ Integration Audit Overview · Issue #294 · seraphis-migration/monero

I'm proposing a multi-phase audit, where each subsequent phase builds off the blocks of the prior. CCS proposal: https://ccs.getmonero.org/proposal...

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Monero Research Lab (Unofficial) (@MoneroResearchL) on X

jberman: Had some discussion with koe re: integration audit plans (excited to have koe back!!), koe proposed combining phases 1 & 2 together si...

51:04 Superchat 1 - Fluffypony and the FFS funds that are missing 57:57 Superchat 2 - ?????

I've uploaded my presentation at Monerotopia 2026 on my channel. If you haven't had a chance to check it out, now you can! The talk is called "The Aura of Darknet Adoption".

Anti Moonboy News Episode 61 is now live and it's a must listen. I tell stories of Monerotopia 2026, which was an incredible experience. Later on, I read a bloomberg article that is so good it might be written by one of my listeners. youtube: mp3: odysee:

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Anti Moonboy News 61 - Monerotopia 2026

Anti Moonboy News Episode 61 is now live and it's a must listen. I tell stories of Monerotopia 2026, which was an incredible experience. Later...

rumble: https://rumble.com/v768qmo-anti-moonboy-news-61-monerotopia-2026.html 0:00 Introduction 1:29 Monero Topia feature begins - Thank you to all my supporters, and thank you Doug and Sunita! 6:42 A mentally deranged Anti Moonboy fan tells me he likes to fall asleep listening to my podcast 11:26 The Spaniard attempts to be the greatest wingman of all time with a dastardly premeditated plan 16:15 Arriving to Mexico City 17:29 Alaskanon and the airbnb 21:23 Romantic fantasy about moving to South America 24:17 My presentation 31:15 Friday and Saturday things - Zano, Ricardo from Cake 44:54 A rumor spreads around Monerotopia that I was arrested [with bonus Robot gag] 48:49 ZachXBT clickbait tweet controversy 54:17 Reading a phenemonal article by Bloomberg about Monero darknet adoption. It sounds like it was written by a listener of Anti Moonboy News!! COMPLETE VINDICATION! 01:05:06 Thoughts on recent Hyperliquid Wagyu controversy 01:09:50 Superchats - slop, Olympics slop, USE LINUX, CZ comments on privacy https://rumble.com/v6q317e-xenu-anti-moon-boy-episode-8-season-2-outlaw-crypto-podcast.html

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NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insi...

New video: Thoughts on the Superbowl Coinbase advertisement and the reactions it caused In this video, I share my thoughts on the Superbowl Coinbase ad, which featured a clever use of karaoke to get people at Superbowl parties singing "Everybody" by The Backstreet Boys. It worked, however, the viral reactions of groups of people mocking the emergence of the coinbase logo show just how far cryptocurrency has to go to earn back its reputation. Comparing this to the unbearably cringe "Bitcoin Commencement Speech" at Ohio State a few years ago, I reason that a shift from moonboyism is the only way to keep things moving forward.

Anti Moonboy News episode 60 is now live! In this one, we talk about the (mostly) nothingburger cryptocurrency findings from the Epstein files. We also talk about Saylor's rough week, and give an update on what the top drug dnms are using as a cryptocurrency. youtube: mp3: odysee:

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Anti Moonboy News 60 - ¡Aguas!

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rumble: https://rumble.com/v75gi4y-anti-moonboy-news-60-aguas.html Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 2:08 Epstein is evil, but most of the crypto-related stuff from the Epstein emails is a nothing burger 9:25 Blockstream receives a donation from Epstein which will likely lead to Adam Back stepping down. 18:28 Coinbase received funding from Epstein 21:58 Amir Taaki contact with Epstein 24:11 Zcash cofounder meets with Epstein 25:05 Saylor meets friend of Epstein 26:18 Robot Gag (Bella arc part 2) 27:20 Saylor's rough week 35:40 What are the top darknet markets using? (It's Monero) 39:58 Monerotopia 2026 41:23 *ubic attacks XMR? No. 43:36 Superchat 1 - I hope this isn't a 35 year old man 44:47 Superchat 2 - Based XMR P2Pool miner 45:55 Superchat 3 - Would Robot cheat on his girlfriend with a Dyson vacuum cleaner? 46:37 Superchat 4 - RIP Snex?!? 47:56 Superchat 5 - Zcash cofounder meeting with Epstein 49:12 Superchat 6 -xenu absolutely destroys idiot superchatter about how to correctly pronounce Monerotopia #historic 52:32 - Outro

Anti Moonboy News episode 59 is now live. In this one, we tackle the FCMP view key controversy, go over the price dump, and I introduce a new female robot to the show. Check it out now!

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Anti Moonboy News 59 - Introducing Bella

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https://rumble.com/v74w1p0-anti-moonboy-news-59-introducing-bella.html Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 1:40 Monero View Key Controversy 10:32 Monero View Keys are already traceable with poisoned outputs. 19:05 xenu introduces Bella, his new female robot [pt.1 of Bella arc] 20:59 Thoughts on the Monero dump 27:52 Bitcoin tensions rising with regards to the number not going up 35:18 Peter Schiff namedrops Monero again 39:19 No news articles about social engineering hack 44:05 Monerotopia 2026 preview - Anti Moonboy Meetup?!?!? 50:10 Superchat 1 - Wownero removed from Cakewallet 54:43 Superchat 2 - Missing the Bitcoin gains but not missing Monero 58:10 Outro

Surprise! Episode 58 of Anti Moonboy News is now live! In this one, I give a full breakdown of my thoughts on the social engineering hack that pumped Monero. Was it a psyop? Is Monero over? Tune in to find out.

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Anti Moonboy News 58 - He Bought?

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https://rumble.com/v74ineo-anti-moonboy-news-58-he-bought.html Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 1:56 Monero price pump reportedly caused by a $283 Million social engineering attack

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ZachXBT (@zachxbt) on X

On January 10, 2026 at around 11 pm UTC a victim lost $282M+ worth of LTC & BTC due to a hardware wallet social engineering scam. The attacker...

7:50 Why only $283 million Monero could cause the price to rise so much 15:09 Is this social engineering hack a bad thing for Monero? 20:43 Taking a look at the similar hack from last year 22:17 Could this be a psyop? 25:55 They could "trace" their own movement of Monero for negative headlines towards Monero 28:51 It could be a way of testing out new chain analytic tracing tools being implemented on coinswap sites 30:36 A psyop to go after instant coinswap sites with regulations? 33:09 Cakewallet adds zcash 38:36 Senate Banking Committee's Market Structure Draft

The Rage

The Senate Banking Committee's New Market Structure Draft Is Dangerous Slop

Meant to include protections for developers, the draft leaves the door wide open for continued prosecution of developers and the total surveillance...

46:24 Monero usage stats

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ShopinBit (@shopinbit) on X

ShopinBit Stats December 2025 and a wrap-up 🧵 December closes the year with a clear signal. 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 #𝟏 𝐟𝐨�...

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PayPerQ (@PPQdotAI) on X

Monero (@monero) is our second highest payment method... And we've never actually got around to selling much of it. Sitting on huge gains here!

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Mynymbox (@mynymbox) on X

Mynymbox Payment Statistics Monero - 42% Bitcoin - 23% Litecoin - 17% Swaps via TrocadorApp - 10% Lightning - 8% #Monero is #1, nothing has chang...

48:52 Tether frozen in Venezuela

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Seth For Privacy (@sethforprivacy) on X

Tether may be incredibly useful to many people across the globe right now, but don't forget that it is not freedom money. They can freeze it in an...

51:24 Download the latest ban list from the MRL! https://monero.town/post/7271760 52:09 Monerokon 2026 is happening!!!!! LFG

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🚨 We're thrilled to announce that our team will organise this year's @MoneroKon‼️ Konferenco 6 will take place June 5-7th in Warsaw 🇵�...

53:20 Superchat 1 - The conclusion of a THRILLING storyline (includes Robot gag) 55:50 Superchat 2 - The hack pump and dump is an endorsement of Monero 56:55 Superchat 3 - Friends suddenly like Monero 58:22 Outro

Anti Moonboy News 57 is now live! In this one, I reveal the recipient of Moonboy of 2025. We also cover the grok ai porn scandal, the zcash turmoil, and of course Monero's price discovery.

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Anti Moonboy News 57 - Who is the biggest Moonboy of 2025?

0:00 Introduction

https://rumble.com/v74atso-anti-moonboy-news-57-who-is-the-biggest-moonboy-of-2025.html Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction 1:35 Monero price discovery monologue 21:53 Grok AI porn scandal 30:08 Schizophrenic man murders mother after convinced by chat gpt that he was being watched

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vx-underground (@vxunderground) on X

tl;dr paranoid schizophrenic man thoughts validated by ChatGPT, murders mom

33:26 Zcash Core team suddenly resigns, internal dilemna with Electric Coin Company 45:59 My podcast with Vlad was his 11th most downloaded of last year (despite being recorded in November) 47:51 The Moonboy of 2025 1:02:01 Cypherpunk of the year 1:03:39 Crypto publication of the year 01:04:29 Story of the year, and different things that happened in 2025 01:08:56 xenu receives a text from mother xenu after making a wholesome tweet about her 01:10:12 Superchat 1 - Gay person 01:11:34 Superchat 2 - monero.forum 01:12:42 Superchat 3 - mining pool 01:13:21 Superchat 4 StartOS and Linux, Superchat 5 P2Pool and solo mining

Episode 56 is now live!

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Anti Moonboy News 56 - Merry Christmas!

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https://rumble.com/v73mryk-anti-moonboy-news-56-merry-christmas.html

I've been using Nostrudel but the ux sucks ass. Hard for me to see when I am getting notifications. Am I using Nostrudel wrong or do you have any recommendations for better applications? I'd like to be notified if I get somebody commenting or quoteposting my content, but this is only available in 'Notifications' and it is buggy.

This went under the radar, but the Monero Research Lab reached a consensus regarding scaling with the FCMP++ hard fork. There will be no sanity cap on block size, meaning it would take "2-3 years" of aggressive growth for things to break. This would give devs time to find a solution in case this exponential growth were to happen, while also not encoding any hard cap into the code and utilizing the agreed upon long term medians which naturally grow blocks over time (if there is an increase in usage). https://xcancel.com/MoneroResearchL/status/2001413541794820407

Who do you think will win the Anti Moonboy News end-of-the-year award for the biggest Moonboy piece of shit of 2025?

On the next Anti Moonboy News we go over the latest discussions in the MRL, the lack of a pardon for Samourai Wallet, and I talk about overcoming the scammy reputation of cryptocurrency. Send superchats to xmrchat.com/xenu/