fbi probably put the miners in there to fuck over cancer patients and arrest themselves
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toothbrush_your_anus
npub170u4...5mfx
Computer, load up celery man please.
I just shit my pants. Now I'm gonna shit your pants.
I'm team pro Saturn and I'm loving the energy in the air atm. It's like fucking a goth chick in a cemetary and all the dark energy has me hella amped up while all the normalfags seem tense which is almost enticing like part of me wants to eat it but the thought bothers me. I took a huge dump that night. It clogged my toilet till the break of dawn.
I NEVER WANTED TO BE FORCED INTO CHUD NERDOM!!!!
God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned. The fag infested land of Australia is burning.
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"holy fuck you people are goddamn illiterate gorilla retard niggers I fucking told you this would happen to you why are you on your phone winston you banker jew cuck fagboy"
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people who say "media illiteracy" with a straight face need to be force fed funko pops and dragged behind a speedboat until they drown
Yo this irl ai furry fan fiction ass situation gettin mad outta hand bro wtf
2026 political quiz
Q1: This country would be better off if we worried less about how equal people are. Strongly Agree to Disagree or Strongly Agree?
Q2: Are black people capable of succeeding if they try?
Mactards and wangblows lusers need to stfu and stay the fuck out of loonix. Idgaf if it's tOo HaRd to read simple instructions. Lazy retards don't belong in our town and the moment you let them in they'll turn loonix into wangblows with age verification and a twerking app #EternalNigtember
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AUTO-PILEUP [ON] OFF
strap on yer diaper
eat some lsd and laxatives
smoke some crack
and get ready for one hell of a toilet ride
scrolling through three menus and agreeing to push notifications just to grab a bag of chips and a 40 is gay as hell.
doing insider trading and lines of coke off your moms buttcrack thats what rwgulators be doing bucky. pay yo taxes to shitrahell like a good boy
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I drink piss for a living, my favourite piss to drink is strangers piss, lol
haha, stfu, gay :D I follow the word of god, and gay is bad
Any gamer under 30 need an underdesk urinal so you don't have to get up mid-game? 
Anyone sexualise the israel palestine conflict, who is strong who is weak?
If your a robot fuck you with a blowtorch
Steve Jobs was a huge faggot nigger im glad he's fucking dead 