Good Evening ✨ Am I the only one that feels bad about telling a restaurant their food is terrible? Indian waiter: how was your food ma'am? me: fine. I'll take the check. waiter: do you want a box? you didn't eat much? did you like it? me: I'm good. everything fine . They are a family owned restaurant that i haven't been to in a while. So I'm not sure if ownership or chef has changed, ... and i never want to be impolite but... How can an Indian restaurant mess up chai, dal and rice? 👇 start by watering down the chai and adding copius amounts of fresh ginger to the point where it tastes like ginger tea with a splash of milk. garnish the dal with chopped cilantro that looks like it was salvaged from a compost pile, drown it in salt as if the salt and chilies are in a competition. add so much salt to the basmati rice that the customer leaves with a headache and dry mouth 👌 #asknostr #yogi #thisiswhyidonteatout

Weather Channel glitched and forecast sunny, 80s, 10 mph winds for the beach today. instead there was 23mph winds, king tide flooding on the streets, and a torrential down pour shortly after i left 🫠 but, it's always a good time when I'm walking the line 😁 #slackline #yogi #walkingmeditation #cafecitoportal

GM Yogi conversation.... 😂🧘‍♀️🫖 #yogi #chai

UPS: file a claim. Saba has your shoes. me: files claim. orders another pair of shoes. final sale. replacement shoes arrive. ...~10 days later UPS: we got your shoes! 🤨

GM ☀️ UPS: your package has been delivered. Inserts photo of a house in another town. Me: That's not my address 😐

dang. it thinks I'm on a UK keyboard 😂

ctrl C 🙌

me: i hit the wrong keys again :-( and its frozen. how to go back/clear ot out?... btw... I am not familiar with I'm doing. google AI: please don't be discouraged! This is completely normal and part of learning. 🔥

vibe coding on my raspi... me: wait! i accidentally brushed my fingers across the function keys... long string of characters display.?? Google AI: dont panic! everything is actually fine and you're finished rebooting. whew... google is much nicer than ChatGpt 😁

Imagine how messed up our country is, when the government makes you put a warning label on fresh eggs from a farm. 👌 for pets 🚫 for humans #clownworld #propaganda #farmtotable #eggs