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Marking this weather Return to Sender, this is the wrong address. #alabama #gulfcoast #snow #wtf
Me: I’m just gonna stay single, got too many things working against me anyway. Friend: Don’t say that, nothings working against you! Me: Dude, I’m allergic to cats, coffee, and have a similar reaction to musicals. Friend: …… Me. Yeah. Friend: But think of all the hobbies you’ll pursue!
You know the best place to persistently hit on someone? I don’t know either, but I know it’s not in the comments of someone elses post! #commoncourtesy #respect #dontmakeitweird #thereisareasonyouaresingle
I’d just like to point out that if the Gulf of Mexico is renamed the Gulf of America that it will ruin a perfectly good line in the song “Pink Houses” by John Mellencamp, & that is unpatriotic to mess with an 80’s Midwest banger like that. Please reconsider. #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica #80s #trump
She’s impossible to look away from and even harder to forget. 💔
Got a lil wind burn on my cheeks today, but between 14 hours of work and classes, I feel accomplished…and very, very sleepy. 🥱 G’night Y’all! image
Why do I get the feeling it’s not a coincidence that these signs are side by side? image
Rest In Peace, Jimmy Carter. Thank you for all the good you did in this world. image
Just a reminder we’re all stuck to a rock by an invisible force spinning 1,037 mph as we cruise around a giant fireball of death at an orbital speed of about 67,100 mph through an endless void, drawing ever closer to the black hole at the center of our galaxy, without any real clue as to why.