GM ⚡️ #nostr

We won (me and my team) the @Satsconf 2025 hackathon in the Simplicity track! Thanks to everyone that helped us! A special thanks also goes to @Blockstream for holding a Simplicity bootcamp in São Paulo, Brazil.

{ "spec": "simplicity-contract-v1", "name": "Testing the limits of Nostr", "description": "A contract for testing the limits of Nostr", "network": "lbtc-testnet", "contractAddress": "tex1p8639lw3w55vmthm9uvj9j2sz8vx0lgrfjtu0x8xtf49n3fjdh25s5dm03y", "contractHex": "5hE2QAW42ACECh0ChBhxqKNOAYgjAI8AzJsgACSfAEIFDoFBuBnG4KKAOBAcBTaXm+Zn753LusVaBilc6HCwcCm/zbLc4o2VnygVsW+BeYBCBQ6BQgw4/EJxxx+BnCpBgqFrIMOQKE6sgQgUIMNx2YcLBqtBCBQbUfkIYccLEBqQKDcD1YghAoNxgcccccbjYUH4uOOOOOOFobGAhIoPyqBAODgcNA4nA4yA44A4+JFAGoHJADkoFyaAbgcogOUwXKwBwIXLABwQHLsDl+A=", "txid": "acb9973bfbb19ed28c9ff9077f8e96d94fea861f08cdef5f81f8c06ff3357225", "oracleInfo": { "oracle_sig_required": "...", "required_height": 3000000, "required_price": 150000 }, "taproot": { "decodeString": "50929b74c1a04954b78b4b6035e97a5e078a5a0f28ec96d547b5bf5a87e86c63" }, "witnessFormat": { "ORACLE_HEIGHT": { "value": "<BlockHeight>", "type": "u32" }, "ORACLE_PRICE": { "value": "<Price>", "type": "u32" }, "ORACLE_SIG": { "value": "<OracleSig>", "type": "Signature" } }, "creator_npub": "3824d96ca0fa54dfd47b558e9264e43a9998c73ab37379fe7ddcf6cb68b8f9dc" }

You just have a few more years before becoming a slave to UBI and the elites. You better calculate your plan very well. Also, Bitcoin solves this. #Bitcoin

Tabconf 7 was really cool. It was awesome to meet some of the best devs of the Bitcoin ecosystem. #Bitcoin #plebs

GM ⚡️ Nostr. Cypherpunks write code, not prompts (but sometimes prompts too). #Bitcoin #nostr #plebs #cypherpunks

I'm not 29 thou, I'm younger. #nostr #bitcoin #plebs

GN 🌃 #Nostr

#Bitcoin is winning!⚡️

Very accurate. #bitcoin #plebs

Instagram is a terrible social experiment, just like any of the main social networks. Nothing is random there, everything is planned to enslave your mind and attention, there is not really real human interaction. Nostr is the only true SOCIAL newtwork because humans intereact whithout any big tech algo social engineering the masses. #plebs #nostr

It has been a long time since I decided not to care about Bitcoin price in fiat anymore. It just doesn't make sense to get happy because a scarce active reached a new ATH in a fiat decrepit monetary unit. Just stack the sats and be happy that your amount of sats is growing and not because those sats are going to worth more in fiat in the future. #bitcoin #plebs

That's just sad. We need to create cypherpunk movements inside Bitcoin again. View quoted note →

GM ⚡️ Nostr! #plebs #bitcoin

GN Nostr

Okay, I'm starting to build a very cool Nostr project.

We are all Chris. GN 🌃 #nostr

GN Nostr 🌃

Average bitcoiner every single day. #plebs #bitcoin

Autistic nerds brought almost everything from calculus to atomic energy. It's important to remind that even when the govt funded the development of tech we use today and take as granted, the govt itself cannot create anything, only individuals can. The govt is not necessary for creation, individuals are. And Bitcoin is capable of empowering individuals, as it should be, again to be able to create the future. #nostr #plebdevs #bitcoin