We now have the technology to make Santa real.
Seven years and the charade is still going strong. I dread the day that I'll have to break the news to my son that jolly old Saint Nick is a giant scam.
However, with recent technological advances, the Santa dilemma may now have a viable solution (and it's not simply installing a 3D printer under your Christmas tree):
Santa = Tesla Optimus
Toys/Elves = China's manufacturing powerhouse
Reindeer = Boston Dynamics dog robot (with antlers)
Making the sleigh fly = Advanced propulsion system (UAPs)
The technocrats know what your kids want for Christmas through in-store behavioural analytics, their internet usage or from their parents' browsing data.
Don't worry, the surveillance state has already marked us all as naughty or nice.
Finally, the most difficult piece to get coordination on is the ability to TELEPORT everything underneath every single tree, all in one night.
Just don't ask for a Boeing 777, their currently out of stock.




















