The real reason you can't invest in private companies is because if you could, you'd be able to invest in companies jews don't own. You'd be able form a kind of boycott against them.

What if there's way to use a new chain as conduit to exercise our freedom to not purchase goods/services from jews (The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) which in case anyone didn't know is illegal. If you let them, the jews will enact laws which force you to listen to and look at them. And you really think I'm joking.

This almost too perfect, not totally believable. I think Larry Fink will come out against BIP-110 soon.