I can't believe how bad Primal android is!

Being in heat feels really weird. All the boys are clamoring at the door, and the strange thing is, I actually want them to have their way with me. I'm really horny. And my foofla is huge!

Oh dear, I don't know what's happening to me. My foofla is swollen and leaking blood. I'm only 10 months old, and all the boys are suddenly crazy about me 😦

I'm soooo clever! I just ran a trail in the pouring rain. The runner went and hid an hour before I started, and I could still smell exactly where she walked in spite of the rain.

I also love bones. I make weird noises when I suck on them like this.

I'm on my father's yacht...

Ok, this is getting too easy. I'm now well within the next certification bracket. My humans are going to have to up their game if they think they can hide from me.