I DELETED FACEBOOK AFTER 20 YEARS OF USE. How should I celebrate? #asknostr

Dyslexic cypherpunks write cod. 🤓🐟

GM

Live pictures of a bitcoiner after completing their $20 weekly buy...

Writing an article on the most successful and positive freedom tech launches in the last few years. Case studies and detailed info welcome. What projects would you highlight? #asknostr #freedomtech #builders

Is anyone else being plagued by bots on nostr? In the last three weeks, I've acquired nearly 1,000 Bot followers. All accounts with no picture, and only 1 follower. What is going on here? #asknostr

Tonight, I have accidentally become German. GN.

GM Watcha readin at the moment?

Just hosted a monthly Bitcoin meetup in Gran Canaria with 6 new members and more attendees than nornal (including more locals). Bear market vibes can GO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!

GM. Today, I'm writing an article for a client that explains the Lightning Network in 1,000 words. Pray for me. 🙏

GM

How to develop a Nostr client in 10 simple steps: 1. Visit the Nostr GitHub repository and get familiar with the protocol. 2. Write down all the NIPs on pieces of paper, put them into a hat, and draw 13 random ones. Use ONLY these to build your client. 3. Prepare for marathon code sprint by drinking 2.5L of GM. 4. Publish code, then use a stable client to write a post asking for help from real devs. 5. Buy 3 large rolls of duct tape to perform fixes for version 0.0000001. 6. Post memes to collect enough zaps so you can buy another 2.5L of GM. 7. Embark on a dev quest with two close allies. To reach version 0.000001, you must slay Pubki, the Nightshade Troll, and reach the town of Aldenmorrow. You are armed with a bluetooth keyboard, a faulty relay, and an ostrich feather. 8. Call Jack Dorsey. 9. Appear on 250-300 podcasts to and reach 1 million repetitions of the word 'decentralization'. 10. Launch version 1.0 and wonder how to increase your userbase from 3 to 10. *** How accurate is this on a binary scale of 0 to 1? #asknostr #nostrdevs #builders

What cheers fiatbrains up: 👉 buying shit they don't need from familiar online brands. What cheers nostriches up: 👉 zapping magic internet money to complete strangers who posted a funny meme. ... we are not the same. GN.

Writers of Nostr, Come join me on @Stacker News. Pay to post, earn sats through zaps, no BS, no bots. Here are two invites which grant you your first 1,000 sats.

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See you there. #writestr #writers.

AI-generated books are published in service of egos, not in service of readers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

GM. Time to step into nature and find some goats. #GranCanaria

ROLL UP, ROLL UP! 🐘🦜🦏🦒🦁🦓🦩🐑🦍 Come and see the BITCOINER zoo! Think of another, and I'll zap you 100 sats too. *** Adam Bat 🦇 Gnu Svanholm 🐃 Saifedean Ammoose 🫎 Catt Odell 😺 Elkrik Cason 🦌 Lynx Alden 🐆 Larry Lepaardvark 🦣 Satoshi Nakameerkat 🦝 Natallama Brunell 🦙 Andreas Anteaternopoulos 🐜 Isabella Sansloth 🦥 Gigiraffe 🦒 Jack Horsey 🐴 Nick Szaboa 🐍 Cathy Woodpecker 🐦‍⬛ Samson Cow 🐮 Alex Gladstemu 🪽 Robbear Breedlove 🐻 Mikoala Saylor 🐨 *** Add a bitcoiner animal pun that makes me chuckle, and I’ll zap 100 sats. #earnsats #winsats #puns.

Buy a $1 book direct from the (genius) author. Come on, Nostr. Let's stick it to Amazon.🖕 Zap me 694 sats, with the number of the book you want (info below) I'll send a digital copy in the DMs. Just a fun experiment, really. Books (all fiction), from top left to bottom right. 1. Foreign Voices - short fiction of various genres set all around the world. 2. The Fisherwoman - deep stories, reflecting on the theme of 'home' 3. Fifteen Shades of Time - A philosophic novella with mind-bending presentations of time. 4. Before. During. After. - A thrilling 20-character interwoven narrative set in an American high-school. 5. A-Z of Rotten Uncles (illustrated children's book) - 26 funny character profiles of terrible uncles. Also available in Italian. 6. @21 Futures : Financial Fallout - Dystopian fiction from 21 authors on the theme of monetary collapse. Includes artwork. Make sure to follow me, so I can message you. #v4v #books #p2p

GM. Waiting for $58k...

To celebrate 500 notes posted on Nostr, I have deleted the X app. GN