Here I sit,
all broken hearted, 💔
tried to 💩,
but only farted.💨
AaNon 🤔
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Questioning everything?
Here I sit, my buns a-flexin',
giving birth to another Texan.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.
She's driving like she's drunk!
But no, she's just playing on her phone. 😩
Those rats will learn that crime doesn't pay! 😹
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She is the reality and you are the fantasy.
Please don't come to me begging for money. It feels so scammy!
Saying that someone is "butthurt" is kind of a gay saying, isn't it?