If you're ever using Tsundere and it just shoots 500's out the ass, we're either running a scheduled backup or are moments away from complete and total collapse. It's like a neat little choose your own adventure
If you buy a sex toy, I need you to leave a review. I need to know if this will take you to a new plane of existence and leave your toes curled for 48 hours, or if it feels like trying to shove a sausage through a silicone cheese grater