When bae hits you with that late night text telling you she needs you. ๐
#drtystr
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POV: When he says "it'll fit... just breathe"
#drtystr
You whip the cream until you get whipped cream. #drtystr
Hold your phone far away & squint yo eyes 
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Her: Baby, be gentle; it's my first time.
Me: #drtystr
We are hanging out peacefully
Him after 3 seconds: #drtystr
As they say happy wife, happy life #drtystr
Guys come this side, I can't see this alone #drtystr
When she asks why I only last 1 min #drtystr
What big girls look like from the back.. #drtystr 
Got flashed at Walmart today #drytstr
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How to keep multiple generations of men watching TV shows... #drtystr 
If your jeans look like yoga pants or leggings, thank you. You are helping treat my clinical depression. #drtystr 
me when she comes home drunk at
ะam after girls night out ๐ #drtystr 
Her: "Just make sure you don't finish inside of me"
Me inside of her 2 minutes ago:
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If you see housefly's head you're right brained, if you see two avocado pears, you're right brained #drtystr
When the date ends well #drtystr