I feel a migraine coming on. My scalp is sore and each hair feels like there’s a two-pound weight attached to it. 😮‍💨

I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realizes an emotion at the time. It expands later, and thus we don’t have complete emotions about the present, only about the past. - Virginia Woolf

Palestinians really are the chosen ones. View quoted note →

Just had a fantastic interview for what’s essentially my dream job and got told at the end that they would need me to start ASAP but I’m not available until August so now I’m sad 🙃

You total one car and mf’s start saying you can’t drive. 😒 I’m literally just a girl, sorry I can’t be perfect ok?

Theme song currently. #tunestr

Ladies, the current economy makes it hard for a family to survive on a single income, so go ahead and make sure your husband has 2 jobs. Follow for more financial tips.

Messed around and let myself get hurt by the same person twice. This is a new low for me.

Currently singing Stevie Wonder at a Vegas buffet with the girls dining next to me.

I ordered a bundt cake twice today and both times, the delivery driver disappeared after picking up the order. I just want my fucking bundt. I’m about to lose my shit.

Haunting, healing. #tunestr

ICC needs to add Biden to the list. View quoted note →

Took a hard fall while ice-skating over a week ago and the nasty bruise on my left leg shows no signs of fading. Still hurts, too. I’m beginning to get attached to it. 😅

I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet. - The Bell Jar

#asknostr How does one flirt with a man who only speaks Russian and uses Google translate to understand Americans, while keeping it PG and not offending him? He’s expressed interest (also using Google translate). Asking for a friend. Urgent matter.

This song is the only thing on the planet that sometimes makes me entertain the possibility that I might be wrong about romance and that love does, in fact, exist. For that reason, I don’t listen to it very often but tonight is an exception. #tunestr

Zionists will always have sick minds and diseased souls. #israel

Like father, like son. View quoted note →

David Kordansky

bzzz bzzzzz bzz 🐝