don't eat lettuce ever again

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I am completely done having lnurl on my nostr profile and I never wanna touch lightning again. lightning is disgusting. complete waste of my life. dumbfucks just send me israeli spark nickels and all I can do is shove them into nanogpt to pay for a chinese robot.

he had a channel with boltz and couldn't pay someone on aqua? I knew it was bad but it's that bad?? what the fuck guys.

holy hell, bip110 people are so stupid it's almost frightening. they can't understand abstract concepts

prediction markets are really "I'll give you money if you go do this thing" markets

ahh finally the soyboys got somethin right with hating flock cameras. positive reinforcement, guys!

I find it so disturbing how people will spend so much energy on complaining about large OP_RETURNs or witness stuffing. and then the same people barely have anything to say about the proliferation of trusted third parties and the growing practice of scaling via custodians. bitcoin hasn't really solved scaling or the security budget problem, and these trusted third parties are not being treated like the conflict of interest that they really are. the knotzis are not even gimping taproot enough to stop people from using it to do centralized emulated covenants. that's how spark works, guys. they're not doing anything about this stuff and they don't care at all. they're not gonna lift a finger when everyone gets raped to death by regulated wallet companies.

nostr is eating the pleroma shitnexus. keep going!

the dynamic between the bitcoin community and the monero community is so weird man. bitcoin community: die die die I hate you shitcoin die monero community: we still want to like bitcoin. we've probably been using it longer than you. here's like 7 different ways you can make us obsolete. here's all the flaws you can address to make us come back bitcoin community: I can't I'm too busy ossifying trusted third parties. die shitcoin die

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