i've bricked my self-hosted ALby node. i've tried restarting the hub, but when logging in i just get "App is Busy" error

Does anyone else wake up to find the phone gives them random forecasts for cities they arent in? I guess it has to do with data centers that the Internet routes thru, unless my GPS gets confused.

woah, claude just rescued me today from the vicissitudes of life: it's suggesting a "Total Return Swap". Here's the deal. I work on a farm, it's tight margins but free basic amenities. i just need some cash per month to pay utilities and essentials from Walmart. I could either slowly draw down my bitcoin on Bitrefill gift cards OR do a "Total return swap" basically, I put some amount of bitcoin in collateral with farmer. He pays me a small monthly paycheck that covers cash bills. since he doesn't believe in bitcoin, he can sell if the bitcoin collateral drops to 1.5X the cost of the wages accrued. if bitcoin moons, we do a 70/30 split of the proceeds. basically bitcoin would have to go to $51,000 18 months from now for this to go wrong.

----bitcoin conspiracy fan fiction---------- what if the SAAS companies realize the only thing that they can save themselves is print a bunch of shares while their MNAV is basically infinity in order to buy bitcoin.