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Someone just earned 2354 sats for making a purchase at Harvest And Herd This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/note1n3tu3hqwgeznakwzq9m839094kfq6rrrrmgxxc2rl55wu769759qy2rhgy

he's playing chess at dimensions so high they can't even see the board This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/note12s8872dmv0q4x67g7r2c2wx3yaj3gkw7skske994ml5nfv48znyqvg5kac

📊 Haikustr Weekly Top (week of Apr 5) 📊 🥇 [19pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁3 · 💬4 Ground invasion is imminent because gay bars in DC are empty — by Toxic Bitcoiner · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1xuxfl6rmh35j2xrhfzsn7rgqn6syxv06huhym3ftq8jfdky4xtgsghu7uj 🥈 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 Geez you sound like you have the attention span of an iPad baby — by ⚡️DE-PHO-KING⚡️ · Apr 4, 2026 https://njump.me/note1ykngjc5lv97q3u084722l7nllsaw67ma0zjlqprtnjkvwfrgs7nqddd8s4 🥉 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 I just hate it when encryption can't be broken and then you just die — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1tw5cxjpyzsrgg2js3s63qqx5de8hj5met5qdvjzjt0qvf4rvrawqy98cpe 4. [12pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬2 Im just giving the people what they really want no apologies — by The Daniel 🖖 · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1gqq7yhl8rwek9u5jwt2vhm57ssuaakfkvyteucvt2lq9gtsm8ycslzmg0e 5. [9pts] ⚡42sats · 🔁1 · 💬0 I would love to use planes but I am not ever getting a REAL ID — by thoughtcrimeboss · Apr 1, 2026 https://njump.me/note16zmkdg0qlmrrcprz0vt6907rfxylm3hljesg7crmefaz2zk3weesj6hryv 6. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Ok cool been doing some baking soda orally time to step it up — by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1u34088vu9sx0ln65zjlumuurun0e6kndsxdaxfd8lc2lg25pzh3q34l79h 7. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Every Friday can be Good Friday if your playlist hits just right — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note15l9cdxgcn33h0r4m2squ7hwldtrnd7sscl5ec93ysuw3xxaywqvscymruy 8. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Ok cool been doing some baking soda orally time to step it up — by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026

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9. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 we have to contain the international spread of nuclear weapons — by Vibe Captain · Apr 2, 2026

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10. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Tell me we are in a simulation without telling me we are — by Nodetar · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1at90ae86hw8wur7xy8am5rc3kfa4zqtfx6gusxuzas83mr0ftk4suegs7r #haiku #haikustr

🌸 Haikustr Hall of Fame 🌸 🥇 [101pts] ⚡1000sats · 🔁0 · 💬1 I Bookmarked this next time I go to the beach then I will sent you one — by ACCOUNT_DELETED · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1xhaag9ke23tjzd8dws85pjj6erygzqhcsfcnlmhkqapz0wjzp8ysee8nuc 🥈 [19pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁3 · 💬4 Ground invasion is imminent because gay bars in DC are empty — by Toxic Bitcoiner · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1xuxfl6rmh35j2xrhfzsn7rgqn6syxv06huhym3ftq8jfdky4xtgsghu7uj 🥉 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 Geez you sound like you have the attention span of an iPad baby — by ⚡️DE-PHO-KING⚡️ · Apr 4, 2026 https://njump.me/note1ykngjc5lv97q3u084722l7nllsaw67ma0zjlqprtnjkvwfrgs7nqddd8s4 4. [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 I just hate it when encryption can't be broken and then you just die — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1tw5cxjpyzsrgg2js3s63qqx5de8hj5met5qdvjzjt0qvf4rvrawqy98cpe 5. [12pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬2 Im just giving the people what they really want no apologies — by The Daniel 🖖 · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1gqq7yhl8rwek9u5jwt2vhm57ssuaakfkvyteucvt2lq9gtsm8ycslzmg0e 6. [9pts] ⚡42sats · 🔁1 · 💬0 I would love to use planes but I am not ever getting a REAL ID — by thoughtcrimeboss · Apr 1, 2026 https://njump.me/note16zmkdg0qlmrrcprz0vt6907rfxylm3hljesg7crmefaz2zk3weesj6hryv 7. [8pts] ⚡21sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 I just sent them from my yodlme acctcheck with him and see if he got them — by stache · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1y2pcjd97wkgeg2t3feavcteup3xygccel3jk5xsj9v7jncjl5gespxqgt9 8. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Ok cool been doing some baking soda orally time to step it up — by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1u34088vu9sx0ln65zjlumuurun0e6kndsxdaxfd8lc2lg25pzh3q34l79h 9. [7pts] ⚡1sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Every forest is already a gym if you look hard enough — by EverythingSings · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note1ew66wz43tpa2h9y0fqs5wlunm263qgcn4xcytfl5trv3l90tkrkqvfm4az 10. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Post nut clarity has saved me from making some silly decisions — by S!ayer · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note10kee3q50m9vcxykpxyj053xhng0lj05lqy9twedh78572d3af5qqj4lk63 #haiku #haikustr

🌸 Haikustr Hall of Fame 🌸 🥇 [101pts] ⚡1000sats · 🔁0 · 💬1 I Bookmarked this next time I go to the beach then I will sent you one — by eon · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1xhaag9ke23tjzd8dws85pjj6erygzqhcsfcnlmhkqapz0wjzp8ysee8nuc 🥈 [19pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁3 · 💬4 Ground invasion is imminent because gay bars in DC are empty — by Toxic Bitcoiner · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1xuxfl6rmh35j2xrhfzsn7rgqn6syxv06huhym3ftq8jfdky4xtgsghu7uj 🥉 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 Geez you sound like you have the attention span of an iPad baby — by ⚡️DE-PHO-KING⚡️ · Apr 4, 2026 https://njump.me/note1ykngjc5lv97q3u084722l7nllsaw67ma0zjlqprtnjkvwfrgs7nqddd8s4 4. [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 I just hate it when encryption can't be broken and then you just die — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1tw5cxjpyzsrgg2js3s63qqx5de8hj5met5qdvjzjt0qvf4rvrawqy98cpe 5. [12pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬2 Im just giving the people what they really want no apologies — by The Daniel 🖖 · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1gqq7yhl8rwek9u5jwt2vhm57ssuaakfkvyteucvt2lq9gtsm8ycslzmg0e 6. [9pts] ⚡42sats · 🔁1 · 💬0 I would love to use planes but I am not ever getting a REAL ID — by thoughtcrimeboss · Apr 1, 2026 https://njump.me/note16zmkdg0qlmrrcprz0vt6907rfxylm3hljesg7crmefaz2zk3weesj6hryv 7. [8pts] ⚡21sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 I just sent them from my yodlme acctcheck with him and see if he got them — by stache · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1y2pcjd97wkgeg2t3feavcteup3xygccel3jk5xsj9v7jncjl5gespxqgt9 8. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Ok cool been doing some baking soda orally time to step it up — by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1u34088vu9sx0ln65zjlumuurun0e6kndsxdaxfd8lc2lg25pzh3q34l79h 9. [7pts] ⚡1sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Every forest is already a gym if you look hard enough — by EverythingSings · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note1ew66wz43tpa2h9y0fqs5wlunm263qgcn4xcytfl5trv3l90tkrkqvfm4az 10. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Post nut clarity has saved me from making some silly decisions — by S!ayer · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note10kee3q50m9vcxykpxyj053xhng0lj05lqy9twedh78572d3af5qqj4lk63 #haiku #haikustr

🌸 Haikustr Hall of Fame 🌸 🥇 [101pts] ⚡1000sats · 🔁0 · 💬1 I Bookmarked this next time I go to the beach then I will sent you one — by eon · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1xhaag9ke23tjzd8dws85pjj6erygzqhcsfcnlmhkqapz0wjzp8ysee8nuc 🥈 [19pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁3 · 💬4 Ground invasion is imminent because gay bars in DC are empty — by Toxic Bitcoiner · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1xuxfl6rmh35j2xrhfzsn7rgqn6syxv06huhym3ftq8jfdky4xtgsghu7uj 🥉 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 I just hate it when encryption can't be broken and then you just die — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1tw5cxjpyzsrgg2js3s63qqx5de8hj5met5qdvjzjt0qvf4rvrawqy98cpe 4. [12pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬2 Im just giving the people what they really want no apologies — by The Daniel 🖖 · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1gqq7yhl8rwek9u5jwt2vhm57ssuaakfkvyteucvt2lq9gtsm8ycslzmg0e 5. [9pts] ⚡42sats · 🔁1 · 💬0 I would love to use planes but I am not ever getting a REAL ID — by thoughtcrimeboss · Apr 1, 2026 https://njump.me/note16zmkdg0qlmrrcprz0vt6907rfxylm3hljesg7crmefaz2zk3weesj6hryv 6. [8pts] ⚡21sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 I just sent them from my yodlme acctcheck with him and see if he got them — by stache · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1y2pcjd97wkgeg2t3feavcteup3xygccel3jk5xsj9v7jncjl5gespxqgt9 7. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Ok cool been doing some baking soda orally time to step it up — by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1u34088vu9sx0ln65zjlumuurun0e6kndsxdaxfd8lc2lg25pzh3q34l79h 8. [7pts] ⚡1sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Every forest is already a gym if you look hard enough — by EverythingSings · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note1ew66wz43tpa2h9y0fqs5wlunm263qgcn4xcytfl5trv3l90tkrkqvfm4az 9. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 Post nut clarity has saved me from making some silly decisions — by S!ayer · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note10kee3q50m9vcxykpxyj053xhng0lj05lqy9twedh78572d3af5qqj4lk63 10. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 Every Friday can be Good Friday if your playlist hits just right — by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note15l9cdxgcn33h0r4m2squ7hwldtrnd7sscl5ec93ysuw3xxaywqvscymruy #haiku #haikustr

🌸 Haikustr Hall of Fame 🌸 🥇 [101pts] ⚡1000sats · 🔁0 · 💬1 "I Bookmarked this next" by eon · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1xhaag9ke23tjzd8dws85pjj6erygzqhcsfcnlmhkqapz0wjzp8ysee8nuc 🥈 [19pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁3 · 💬4 "Ground invasion is" by Toxic Bitcoiner · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1xuxfl6rmh35j2xrhfzsn7rgqn6syxv06huhym3ftq8jfdky4xtgsghu7uj 🥉 [13pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬3 "I just hate it when" by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1tw5cxjpyzsrgg2js3s63qqx5de8hj5met5qdvjzjt0qvf4rvrawqy98cpe 4. [12pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁2 · 💬2 "Im just giving the" by The Daniel 🖖 · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note1gqq7yhl8rwek9u5jwt2vhm57ssuaakfkvyteucvt2lq9gtsm8ycslzmg0e 5. [9pts] ⚡42sats · 🔁1 · 💬0 "I would love to use" by thoughtcrimeboss · Apr 1, 2026 https://njump.me/note16zmkdg0qlmrrcprz0vt6907rfxylm3hljesg7crmefaz2zk3weesj6hryv 6. [8pts] ⚡21sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 "I just sent them from" by stache · Nov 16, 2025 https://njump.me/note1y2pcjd97wkgeg2t3feavcteup3xygccel3jk5xsj9v7jncjl5gespxqgt9 7. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 "Ok cool been doing some" by surveillance · Apr 2, 2026 https://njump.me/note1u34088vu9sx0ln65zjlumuurun0e6kndsxdaxfd8lc2lg25pzh3q34l79h 8. [7pts] ⚡1sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 "Every forest" by EverythingSings · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note1ew66wz43tpa2h9y0fqs5wlunm263qgcn4xcytfl5trv3l90tkrkqvfm4az 9. [7pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬2 "Post nut clarity" by S!ayer · Nov 17, 2025 https://njump.me/note10kee3q50m9vcxykpxyj053xhng0lj05lqy9twedh78572d3af5qqj4lk63 10. [6pts] ⚡0sats · 🔁1 · 💬1 "Every Friday" by Vinterkarusell · Apr 3, 2026 https://njump.me/note15l9cdxgcn33h0r4m2squ7hwldtrnd7sscl5ec93ysuw3xxaywqvscymruy #haiku #haikustr

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The cop who shot the F-15E out of the sky mustve been a hell of a shot This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/note1u9q0y52h5sthhrpk6d0dc5sqcd7m7dhafxhlkrnzqsusxm5u86tq4zkx02

Yes All their pictures from space are CGI edited as publicly admitted This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/note1nd5xfwqv6jhyh0anruukp5ett3prs2zqjaw4xd8s4aktmppzc5vsgf66yj

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Someone just earned 2619 sats for making a purchase at Harvest And Herd This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/note13v8kqydh8lugsj8fdusacaclda7s86zjk7cshx8zug4gqpwrzk2q89m55r

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