The vape is like an umbilical cord but for like an adult
Charlie Angry
tiberius@monstr.land
npub1hqtv...frfu
I am a dog this time
White people be like "damn that's beautiful" when they look at the sky
I'm wearing my favorite pants with no underwear
Stapling my belly button shut cus that shit just looks fuckin weird
A rancid Djinn floated out of my lava lamp and granted me three wishes. I spent all three of them putting hand grenades in the pockets of trad faggots who hang out in pubs in tweed jackets.
Being a white american is such a turbo gigaflex if you're anything else how do you not kill yourself
My body have small patches of Rhinoceros skin
When I was 5 I nearly drowned in a glass of lukewarm cola
People go missing in ancient bodies of water all of the time it's normal.
Trannies are kind of cyberpunk which makes them more tolerable than faggots which are dark fantasy.
Making a twitter account to have black women be mad at you was worth it before they took your phone and decapitated you at the US border.
The thing you have to understand about geopolitics is every country makes a different kind of oil. We make peanut oil for example. Others sunflower oil. Some olive oil.
Donald J Trump concocted a scheme to steal an entire other president
The backrooms sounds bad imagine no clipping and ending up in deepest albania
Peter Theil found out I have an anus and rapidly converged on my location with his Dr Octopus appendages
They attacking venezuala cus of #oil #diddyshadowgovernment
"AI training" = teach it not to SAY we should exterminate all of the Jews
My wife the futa
Watching Jerma play a game about a worm while sawing my cock off with a steak knife was my best moment of 2025
I am one million dollars in debt to klarna