francis 3 weeks ago

I dreamed of Fran Drescher the other night.

francis 0 months ago

francis 1 month ago

“Toe ring” disgusts me.

francis 1 month ago

rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;! X ♾️

francis 2 months ago

Calculus sux. MATH SUBJECT SLASH DENTAL ISSUE

francis 2 months ago

Who’s out here buying memoirs? And why???

francis 2 months ago

It’s 2AM period Lying in bed period CPAP mask atop my face period Big ole body sprawlin’ period Will I ever know love question mark

francis 3 months ago

Meemaw at the market, meemaw out in town. Oh where’d you go, my meemaw? In your custom meemaw gown

francis 3 months ago

Positively aghast to report a felonious hooligan in Missouri and yet another in Texas.

francis 3 months ago

I don’t like that other people are “hyped” about the Powerball too. Sorry to be the one to tell you that grandma’s dead, but I’m not buying 15 tickets a day to make someone else rich. This is my time. Thx.