Greentext 16 mins ago

Anon hates prime time https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1v0zi/anon_hates_prime_time/

Greentext 33 mins ago

Unfathomably based https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1ukne/unfathomably_based/

Greentext 1 hour ago

Real and straight to the heart https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1tozh/real_and_straight_to_the_heart/

Greentext 1 hour ago

Anon goes blind https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1t8my/anon_goes_blind/

Greentext 1 hour ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1t63i/equilibrium_2002_if_it_was_written_by_4chan/

Greentext 2 hours ago

Anon is present https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1ra8x/anon_is_present/

Greentext 3 hours ago

Anon is Shrimple carpenter https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1pj10/anon_is_shrimple_carpenter/

Greentext 5 hours ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1mxbf/anon_on_the_great_replacement_conspiracy/

Greentext 6 hours ago

Anon on Kamen Rider's popularity https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1lk5r/anon_on_kamen_riders_popularity/

Greentext 6 hours ago

Sudden realization. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1l6d2/sudden_realization/

Greentext 8 hours ago

Anon watches American Sniper https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1iouu/anon_watches_american_sniper/

Greentext 9 hours ago

Anon becomes a team player https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1i5gd/anon_becomes_a_team_player/

Greentext 10 hours ago

Anon visits height subreddits. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1gtx4/anon_visits_height_subreddits/

Greentext 13 hours ago

Anon isn't worried. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1dw95/anon_isnt_worried/

Greentext 15 hours ago

Kangaroo Transport https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1brbx/kangaroo_transport/

Greentext 16 hours ago

Anon can play an early version of Minecraft Pocket edition in his head https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1bhrw/anon_can_play_an_early_version_of_minecraft/

Greentext 16 hours ago

Anon on Belle Delphine. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1b9ew/anon_on_belle_delphine/

Greentext 16 hours ago

garten of anonanon https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x1b919/garten_of_anonanon/

Greentext 22 hours ago

Anon is pirate chad https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x13xep/anon_is_pirate_chad/

Greentext 22 hours ago

Anon puts on the Dragon Ball Z soundtrack https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1x12u5r/anon_puts_on_the_dragon_ball_z_soundtrack/