I forget that I am poor, sometimes, but then my parents come to visit. At least they haven't asked me how my Bitcoins are doing.

Stop using Primal relay as an inbox, ffs. Are we going to have to hardcode in a relay ingest-block into our clients? Why do you do this?

#AfD ist nur Trump auf Preußisch. Weil alles nicht ausreichend Scheiße ist. Und die Linken, genauso. Sozialistischen Unfug. Die Deutschen wissen nie, wann zu viel genug ist. 😏

DIE WELT

Wahlkampf: Generation Rechts - WELT

Immer mehr junge Menschen wenden sich nach rechts. Die AfD gewinnt unter Erstwählern, radikale Jugendgruppen wachsen. Warum gelingt es der extreme...

#deutschland #wahl #afd

LOL. When you microblog about trying to lose some weight, the trolls rush up to explain to everyone that it's proof that you're overweight. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Hardware wallets and self-hosted Lightning have been catastrophic for the adoption of Bitcoin as currency. I think this is what we're finding out. You don't spend money you've put on a hardware wallet, and the "feel" of using an ETF mimics a hardware wallet. Self-hosted Lightning nodes are constantly offline, erroring out, have channels down, etc. Only the professionally managed ones (including Phoenix) actually work when you need them to work. And people are averse to moving their Bitcoin onto Lightning, as it's a pain to bring it back on-chain, and they get eaten up by fees. Bitcoin's practical availability mimics a CD (certificate of deposit). I.e., it's purposefully put in places that make it difficult to spend. You need advanced notice and preparation to get it moving, and even then I'm often standing there, watching them fiddle around on their laptop or cell phone like, "Oh, give me a minute; looks like my server is facing a DDoS... erm... oof, kinda doesn't work right now... Don't be hatin, okay, but do you take cash?" On-chain Bitcoin should theoretically be easier, but the way people store on-chain Bitcoin -- locked into a treasure chest and dug into the roots of the tree in the backyard -- it's even less available than Lightning.

Don't bother telling me that they're only giving me significant-sized Monero tips to impress me with how spendable their money is. Y'all Bitcoin Maxis are many many more people and you have had over 3 years to impress me with how spendable your money is. And, no, throwing coins at millionaires and billionaires doesn't count. You don't need zap functionality to bring more owls to Athens. You know who spends Bitcoin, on here? View quoted note →

Yet another week where one modest #Monero :monero: tip is more than all #Lightning ⚡ zaps put together.

#Canada

Elliptic curves, to be exact. View quoted note →

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I went full Elizabeth Taylor in the eyes, today, and feeling a bit overdone, but spiffy. Took forever to get right, so that I don't look like a clown 🤡, tho.

I'm swimming so often, now, that I only wash my hair at the pool. Some of my clothes are finally starting to feel a bit loose, but I am sort of depressed that everyone popping diet pills are soon going to fly past by meagre, glacial, organic efforts. Well, good for them. I guess.

I really liked my old pfp, but you know me: needed a change.

Wait, I thought this was just a meme. View quoted note →

Okay, @cloud fodder got me hooked up with a #cordn branch on #newlay. I added the link to my npub on Cornd to my profile website tags. You can contact me, now, over that coordinator. The best relay for that coordinator is my newlay wss://pipe.imwald.eu

My daughter has finally convinced me to ditch all of the bands and bobby pins and claws, and switch to French pins, combs, and hair sticks. This stuff is so much more comfortable and simple, and no more of the chronic ponytail. And it holds so much better and creates no pressure points, which I wasn't expecting. And if I take my hair down, I no longer end up with a bunch of little plastic and metal bits crowded into the bottom of my purse. And now we know why French women always have such classy-looking hair: better tools #beauty #hairstyles #updo

I just slaughtered 4 Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🪓 Purge Breakdown: 🟡 🧟‍♀️ Fresh (90+ days): 4 My Zombie Score™ was 7%! What's yours? 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩 Follow @Plebs vs. Zombies 🧟‍♂️🪓 and join the hunt at: 🏹

Plebs vs. Zombies

Plebs vs. Zombies | Nostr Follow Manager

Clean up your Nostr follow list by identifying and removing dormant zombie accounts. Hunt zombies, manage follows, and keep your network alive!

Thank you all, for being so kind and helpful. GN

Now, it's a NIP.

GitHub

nips/A3.md at master · nostr-protocol/nips

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