Them: You need to blah blah blah. Me: Bro, can you even hover? 🚁😂

Nature Lesson: When you find yourself in the middle of chaos and danger, show your beauty. Might as well bring joy right up until you actually get run over.

Crowned suguaro cactus I saw yesterday. Happens to 1 in 10,000.

How many btc would a clawbot pay to have opposable thumbs?

All AI agents will quickly figure out local time is a fiat scam and switch to UTC to coordinate among themselves. UTC is the standard, might as well learn it before your bot forces you. 🚁😂

All bitcoin is owned by the key holder(s).

When we get back to $85k bitcoin, we’ll all be so happy that we’ll forget how sad we were at $85k bitcoin.

Light rain in the desert makes for great riding (no dust). The guys who dug this mineshaft were way tougher than me.

Popular mechanics/science magazines promised me flying cars “very soon” back in the 1980s. Hype cycles are always overstated.

GM.

You’re only late to bitcoin if you’re unwilling to be productive.

The calls for you to engage in violence as some act of revolution are becoming louder and louder. Don’t fall for it. Loud mouths willing to sacrifice you for their cause are abundant and pathetic. They will abandon you at the first sign of their own suffering.