real photo of nugger in my 2007 accord

niggers are the worst race. laughing at niggers for 20 minutes.

not enough car people on the fediverse theres creamqueen and...... creamqueen

you ever get a boner for juice, like im hard for drinking some fruit juice, it gets me hard

>public restrooms can’t have cameras >buy 50 pack of brandon stickers for $5 >go to every public restroom i can find >put these right at the height of the average man’s penis on the urinal >the perfect crime >i’ve been doing this almost nonstop for the past 5 days at rest stops and nature trails >if you dig enough through south florida you’ll find my work

today i found a praying mantis sitting on my truck's windshield while i was driving. it got me thinking. does the mantis understand the situation it's in? does it know that the surface its on, is made of superheated sand. that it's only a few feet away from enormous explosions that could decimate it without remorse. that with a simple flick of my finger i could sentence him to death by moving the windshield wiper. it does not know any of this nor could it ever. but it does not panic. it did not jump off. it sat for a while, moved around every so often. regardless of my speed. it was along for the ride. and while i looked away for a moment, an unexpected blout of wind blew it away, never to be seen again. but, in my heart i know he's still out there. just hanging on somewhere for the ride. living on a prayer. we're halfway there.

tried a banana and cucumber smoothie tonight probably very good for me but would not do it again will stick to strawberry banan from now AND 5 SCOOPS OF WHY PROTEIN BABAY WHAOOO

sometimes i think elftummy might be on to something then i look at fat women irl and im like omg bruh aw hell nah wtf

libtards wont tell you but you can use your "in-laws" as legal representation in court. that's why they're in law homie!

*lounging a full 180 degrees backward in my office chair and smoking a comically large cigar* "..... SHHSHYeaaahhh sorry toots but the boob pics are gonna be ... auhhh.. non negoshible..."

the autistic are treated worse than slaves in america

i should buy a tow truck

not many know this but when trump entered the white house, he had to purchase about 30 9V batteries because the smoke detectors had been going off for the past 8 years.

QUICK DOWNLOAD THIS BEFORE GRAF PULLS THE PLUG

"cum together. right now. ovary." this is who boomers say are the greatest band ever?

the most important rule of the internet is to remember that everyone on it is 100% genuine and serious all the time and you should dwell on what they say for days on end