How convenient that X is down today on Epstein Files day…
parachutes₿
parachutesbtc@getalby.com
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I’m just a guy that’s somewhere on the timechain of the Apex Predator of hard money 🔸 my focus: stack, self-custody, hodl, meme, educate 🔸 follow along!
New to Bitcoin?
Welcome 🤗 Happy you’re here
Do these 3 things:
• Take 21 minutes & learn Bitcoin basics: www.river.com/learn
• Take 25 minutes & enjoy this video lesson: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE88E9ICdiphYjJkeeLL2O09eJoC8r7Dc
• Then come back here, follow me, DM me, & ask anything
Here to help!


If you Zap ⚡️ @⚡Lightning Goats⚡ it’ll release feed in their goat 🐐 pen and you can watch it live on stream
Watch me zap them using @Alby
Best part is when they start head-butting each other
All your crying over short term bitcoin volatility and 110k dips will inevitably become just
Tears in Rain
Clear eyes
Full hearts
Can’t lose
Bitcoin
My father provided a good financial education and investment experience to me and my sisters growing up.
We all earned to take personal control of our own money and save it, invest it, and spend it wisely.
I’m always surprised to learn that some men and women don’t feel they have sovereignty and say over their money in life. I’m grateful my parents empowered us all in this regard.
Let’s help change this with others - with Bitcoin.


For now, I mostly have to buy my gas and food with fiat, so I better be getting 4% and 3% back in Bitcoin while I do it
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Traveling across Egypt, Rwanda, Kenya, and Tanzania this month we have used @Bitrefill eSIMS for cell data and paid for them using @River Lightning ⚡️
River app uses ≈75 kilobytes of data to open the iPhone app and make a ⚡️ transaction
Bravo, @Alexander Leishman
Next big, meaningful celebration is Block #1,050,000 at the Halving
NOT block #1 million – which is an arbitrary milestone
Do you agree? (repost 🔂 if yes)


Need to make recurring/subscription payments with Lightning?
Use ZapPlanner
Have you used it?
I’m on Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania right now
The mountain is beautiful, the coffee fantastic, the banana beer is delicious, but the Tanzania Shilling is getting rekt against Bitcoin
Its value is 3/10ths of 1 Satoshi


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