what’s a baddie supposed to do when they play gasolina at a wedding with family and she gotta throw it back subtly, chalantly as to not offend the aunties

I’ve got so much microplastics in my balls I cum crude oil

women with strong father figures usually grow up to be gold diggers because they know what it’s like to have a man provide for them

I went to the temple wearing sunglasses and it felt as if I were mogging God

you either die, or live long enough to see yourself become Bryan Johnson

who would cuck the who? Woody got cucked by Buzz by Andy in toy story but that’s not really getting cucked even if Andy was playing more with buzz. Cuck implies sex so Buzz was simping for a doll that was literally made for Woody…Jessie…so that implies Buzz would be Woody’s cuck and the song, “You got a friend in me” makes so much more sense

As a man, I’m so insecure that I need a girl to not be insecure to feel good about myself. The moment there’s a hint of insecurity with the girl is when I make like a flight and depart from the relationship

I’m at super ai in singapore, extremely bearish of where we are headed, bullish for btc and nostr if only the markets agreed