Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
James
rephlex00_at_beige.party@mostr.pub
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One time I fought myself and lost.
#NoBot #NoIndex
In an argument, the onus to prove one’s claim is always on the person without nunchucks.
I kinda wish the explosive part of a missile was in the back instead of the front, so everyone would have to say warbutts.
Eggos that fit together so you can remind someone to leggo your Eggo while you Lego your Eggos.
If there’s a large sect of people that can’t admit that tropical fruits are deserving of their rightful place on pizza how can we trust anyone, really?
I’m not catlike in the least. No fur, terrible reflexes, normal fingernails. Also, cats have 9 lives and I have no life.
#photography
My dad, a large diabetic with coronary artery disease, has discovered that it’s more cost effective to buy bacon pre-cooked from the grocery store breakfast buffet.
Entire to-go boxes. That’s what he buys.
[sad piano music]
For just 3 boosts a day, you too could adopt a struggling shitposter in his most desperate time of need.
[montage of a dude near comatose typing on his phone covered in Cheetos and car hair]
You are a sum of all the choices you’ve ever made; especially the really stupid ones.
Night walks are still oppressively hot. #photography
Me too, Bo. Me too. #photography
(The focus sucks on this one but I couldn’t get the little shit to pose again)
