Them: Bitcoin, or…
Me: Bitcoin.
Alan ₿
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Suitcoiners are the Cypher of Bitcoin


How BIP-110 opponents look


Toxic Bitcoin Maximalism is back.


I’m not here to make friends.
Though I do enjoy making friends.

Mechanic was spot on when he said “Nodes are the soul of Bitcoin.”


Gloria was a DEI girlfriend hire and a spiritual misalignment fire.
It’s not so much that she isn’t knowledgeable about Bitcoin. It’s that she is the antithesis of a Bitcoiner.
Stay toxic, my friends.



“We’re all just walking each other home.”
— Ram Dass


Open source money.
Open source AI.
Open source everything.


Bitcoin is for Bitcoiners.
“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”
— Alan Watts, Become What You Are


If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong.
Saylor simp mental gymnastics.
Just buy Bitcoin.
Suitcoiners: He meant *you* never sell *your* Bitcoin. He, of course, sells his.


Kid: Dada, in the great spam wars of 2026, which side did you fight on?
Core Dev: The spam, of course
Spam wars discourse


If I cared about what the herd thinks, I never would have become a Bitcoiner.
Yet many Bitcoiners seem captured by herd mentality today. Free thyself.
Veritas et Virtus