New (old) machine this morning. #coffeechain #espresso

"The football world watched in awe"? You must be thinking of the arsenal defence and their hundred million DM, as Taiwo and Anthony tore past them. I felt sorry for them. They had to have a sit down, and try to work out what had just happened to them. They've got no chance in Europe, at least not unless it's got a lot easier since we last won the big cup. Youuuuu reeeedddds! Rhythm is a dancer, Anthony Elanga. Taiwo, Taiwo, Taiwo....

#EPL #football #soccer Only two EFL games took less than 100 minutes this weekend. If the players and officials are going to piss about so much, they should give up their half-time and just change ends and keep going. Fans have transport connections to make, and dinner engagements to keep. Selfish twats. I wouldn't mind...but it's not like they even play 90 minutes as it is. The players keep sitting down, and the ref keeps chatting to their mates in the cupboard, and watching the telly. The lot of them need a rocket up their arse.

#espresso #coffeechain Good morning.