I missed this yesterday. But glad to see one again Norad is monitoring skies for him. 🎅 Merry Christmas and Happy Silly Season ❄️

Why the hype over Epstein files? 🍊 has had two impeachment and 34 convictions that did nothing. If people still don't believe he's a rapist & pedophile they're ignorant. They didn't press more charges from those files, so quit focusing on them and deal with what's today! Venezuela! Greenland!

I miss breaking news being fact checked and 2 confirmed sources before they'd announce it. Instead of, "As reported by.." They're so busy trying to be first that they don't even get the actual story. #journalism #news #facts

Grandson: Check out my jeans from the thrift shop. It says they're women's, but they're brand new for $5! But the pockets are so small that nothing fits in them. Me: Now you know, kiddo ... now you know. #women #pants #clothes #fail #irritating

Romance novel: the soldier was 6'6", spiked hair cut, dyed bright red, and covered in tattoos. Same novel: he's undercover in Yemin without changing appearance. #author #fail #books #wrong

Cookie Monster is wise

I'd like to return my 'winter.' While the delivery date was far later than expected, I was happy with that as I was busy with fall activities. This version of 'winter' however comes with cold and damp white discharge. I ordered the warm with fake snow on palm trees one. #Canada #winter

The prettiest things are often the most high maintenance. #winter #snow #Canada

My daughter is an elementary lunch lady, I thought pizza pockets and hot dogs. Not chicken parmesan & pasta salad. Today's Italian sausage, mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables. All on the same budget as last year's store bought freezer food. #lunch #school #BritishColumbia #Canada #Merritt

When my daughter got a job as an elementary lunch lady, I thought of pizza pockets and hot dogs. Not pasta salads, quesada and fresh veggies and chicken parmesan. Today's was Italian sausage, mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables. All on the same budget as last year's store bought freezer food. Kids can eat healthy on a budget. #lunch #school #cafeteria #BritishColumbia #Canada #Merritt #healthyeating

I'm not ready for winter. And, yet, I am so ready for it to bring it on! Freeze, snow, deep freeze and thaw fast. I'm ok with -30°c for a couple of days if it means we can get back to above 0°c in just a few weeks. #coldallready #winter #Canada #spring

#cbc #Canada #maplemaga

Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon. Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship? Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea. 😳 proud, or horrified? #grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family

I thought I'd rarely use the AI image search. I'm now an expert in searching to see if posts are real. Posts from gov agencies and officials. Truths from platforms I'm not on. Conclusion: it's not from the Beaverton or Onion. People are really posting this shit. We're fully in The Idiocracy.

What day is it today? Them: Friday's Eve's Eve You may live #mornings #needmoresleep #tgif

I stood in silence for the last post this morning in honour of my RCAF 🇨🇦 Antifa WW2 vet Granddad, and his warbride, my Nanny. Normally I'd say, least we forget. But sadly, and very clearly, too many have forgotten. #RemembranceDay #Canada #neverforget

Me: Whisper sweet nothings to me and tell me I'll love you. My pie: .... #hungry #pie #dessert

Who decided that cutlery, cups, bowels, and plates have the power to reign supreme over our enjoyment of food and drink? #neurospicy #ND #neurodivergent #food #wrongspoon

ADHD isn't a disability or flaw. It's just a different OS #adhd #neurospicy #neurodivergent