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Guys here is my new thesis: The toilet roll standard! 😊 I Bought $250,000 Worth of Toilet Rolls. No, that’s not a typo. That’s 5 million rolls. 55,000 pounds of soft, plush paper stacked in boxes from a local warehouse — an asset nobody can flush away easily. Most people would call it insane. But let me explain the thesis. Each standard toilet roll weighs about 0.011 pounds (5 grams) and costs around $0.05 at bulk rates. That means every $1 million in face value equals roughly 100,000 pounds of paper. At current commodity prices, the raw material value of a toilet roll (wood pulp, processing, etc.) sits around $0.04–$0.045, depending on market fluctuations — or roughly 80–90% of retail cost. That means manufacturers barely break even on each roll produced. They’ve tried to cut quality or size for years, but consumer pushback keeps standards intact for now. So what happens when they finally shrink the rolls or skimp on quality? The old “full-size” rolls become the last batch of high-quality, pre-debased toilet paper. When that happens, they’ll vanish from shelves overnight — just like premium goods did during past supply crunches. Those who hoarded them saw massive returns in utility and resale value during shortages. My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “trade”. It’s an asymmetrical bet that manufacturers will eventually cut corners further, that paper pulp scarcity and inflation will erode the dollar, and that a stash of toilet rolls will one day be worth more in a crisis than their sticker price. Worst case? I still have $250,000 worth of usable toilet rolls, good for years of practical value. Best case? Demand spikes during a shortage, or they become a quirky collectible — making the existing supply finite and far more valuable to preppers and contrarians alike. It’s not crypto, it’s not stocks, it’s not gold, it’s not even nickels. It’s 5 million tiny claims on a daily necessity the market accidentally undervalues. That’s deep value. That’s the Toilet Roll Standard.

So I had this funny dream last night. It was quite a vivid dream and funny enough, in that dream, I retained my pseudonym ‘’Ragnar’’. I found myself standing in a dusty marketplace, probably around 3000 BC (as the major mode of transportation were donkeys and things were written on clay tablets). It was like a bustling Sumerian city. It was a usual trade day as merchants haggled over their trades. In that dream, I was going round the market with a small gleaming nugget of gold. The I met a crowd. “People of this land! “Behold this metal, pulled from the river’s. This is gold, and it will become the money of the future!” The crowd paused, then erupted in laughter. A wise merchant with a braided beard, jeered, “Money? That shiny rock? We trade with barley and goats, fool! They feed us, they clothe us. Your ‘gold’ is useless!, can we eat metal?” I pressed on, undeterred. “This gold is rare, durable, and cannot be forged or spoiled. It will hold its value across generations, unlike your barley that rots or goats that die.” A woman with a clay tablet under her arm scoffed. “Barley has fed our people for centuries. Our grandfathers traded it, our children will trade it. It has history, trust. Your yellow pebble has none! What fool would accept it?” The crowd roared with mirth, a child pelting me with a clod of dirt. “Go trade your shiny stone with the river spirits!” the boy shouted. I tried again with a louder voice. “Gold can be shaped, divided, carried across lands. It will unite tribes, kingdoms, even empires! You’ll see—thousands of years from now, it will be prized above all!” An elder, leaning on a staff, shook his head. “Empires? Ha! Our city’s ways are proven. We record debts on tablets, sealed with the king’s mark. Your gold has no story, no seal. It’s just a toy for children to play with.” The laughter grew deafening, and I felt the weight of their skepticism. I tried to explain scarcity, portability, but the words felt hollow against their rooted traditions. A potter waved me off, saying, “Come back when your gold buys bread, dreamer!” The crowd dispersed, returning to their trades, leaving me alone with my nugget glinting in the sun. As the dream faded, I woke up, chuckling softly in my bed. The irony stung like a fresh wound. I thought of the goldbugs of today preaching gold’s 5,000-year legacy while dismissing bitcoin’s potential. In this dream, I was the outcast, the visionary mocked for a truth no one could yet see. I thought that maybe, bitcoin’s day was still coming—just as gold’s had, long ago. I rolled over, smiling and trying to get back to sleep, but my mind was too busy, racing. “History’s a funny thing,” I whispered under my breath. Suddenly, my wife woke up and asked why I was talking about history in the dead of the night. ‘’Babe, you will not understand. Please go back to sleep and ignore me’’. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Story modified with Grok AI. 😊

If money is that commodity which is held because of future uncertainty, then it makes sense that the greatest money would be the one that is least uncertain. That is obviously bitcoin by all metrics. The reason most people ignore it today is because they expect it to already have full adoption and extreme market cap, like gold. That does not make sense for a money that must go through all the natural steps of adoption. WE ARE TRULY SO EARLY. 😊

If you are not invited to a party, even if you jump the fence and land in the pool, you will still be accused of raising dust. Enjoy the pump, nostr plebs. 🤙🏾😊

What work? Bitcoin! 😊

1 GBP will equal 1 USD very soon. If you don’t know this, maybe you are not paying attention. 😊

Taxation is essentially theft, so participating in politics is just joining a popularity contest every 4 years to choose who gets to distribute stolen property. Voting doesn’t make you morally superior. 😊

We Are All Criminals: The Flimsy Shield of Current Laws and the Looming Dystopia. Introduction: The Illusion of Freedom In the grand theater of modern democracy, the citizens are led to believe in the sanctity of laws, the righteousness of their elected officials, and the safety of their freedoms. Yet, history and recent events show us that these laws are ever-changing, often weaponized to serve those in power. The uncomfortable truth is that we are all criminals-in-waiting; the only thing standing between us and our inevitable fall from grace is the time it takes for the next law to be penned. The UK’s Creeping Authoritarianism: A Case Study The UK, long hailed as a beacon of democracy, is fast becoming an example of how fragile our freedoms really are. The Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act 2022, which grants sweeping powers to curb protests, is a stark reminder that today’s freedom fighter is tomorrow’s felon. The Act allows the police to impose severe restrictions on protests, including those that are deemed too noisy or disruptive—criteria so vague that they can be applied to almost any gathering that the state finds inconvenient. This is just the tip of the iceberg. The Online Safety Bill, initially framed as a means to protect citizens from harmful content, has morphed into a tool that could suppress free speech. The bill imposes strict regulations on what can be posted online, with platforms potentially liable for content deemed illegal or harmful—a subjective standard that shifts with political winds. The slippery slope is evident: today’s protected speech could be tomorrow’s criminal act. The Absurdity of Democratic Lawmaking The democratic process is often lauded as the epitome of fairness and justice. But in reality, laws are crafted not for the benefit of the people, but to consolidate power. Politicians, eager to protect their positions and appease powerful lobbies, enact laws that serve the few at the expense of the many. The irony is palpable: we vote for representatives to safeguard our freedoms, yet those same representatives are the architects of our eventual criminalization. As laws become increasingly draconian, the list of what is deemed criminal grows ever longer. The once-innocuous act of peaceful protest or the simple sharing of information online can now land one in jail. It’s a game of legal whack-a-mole, where the state continuously updates the rules to keep the masses in check, all while maintaining the veneer of democracy. Natural Anarchy: The Only True Law In a world where laws are fluid and serve the interests of the powerful, only natural anarchy offers a true path to freedom. Natural anarchy does not mean chaos; rather, it refers to a system where individuals are free to govern themselves according to mutual respect and cooperation, without the overbearing hand of the state dictating what is right and wrong. Under natural anarchy, there are no politicians crafting laws to criminalize dissent. There are no police forces acting as enforcers of an increasingly oppressive legal system. Instead, people live by a simple code: do no harm to others and act with integrity. In such a system, freedom is not a privilege granted by the state, but a fundamental right that cannot be taken away. The Future: Freedom or Subjugation? As we look to the future, the question is not whether we will become criminals—because under the current trajectory, we all inevitably will. The real question is whether we will allow ourselves to be subjugated by the ever-tightening grip of state control, or whether we will rise up and reclaim our inherent freedom. Even those who are currently pushing the boundaries of freedom on the liberal side are only secure as long as their party remains in power. A shift to a more conservative government could easily turn the same laws they supported into tools of oppression against them. The rules of the game are constantly changing, and today’s subjugators can swiftly become tomorrow’s subjugated under the weight of new legislation. In a system where laws are fluid and power is transient, no one is truly safe from criminalization. Nothing will change until we recognize that the laws we blindly follow are merely tools of control, designed to keep the masses in line. Real change will only come when freedom is decentralized and power is returned to the individual. The first step is to acknowledge the illusion of democracy and the inevitability of becoming a criminal under its rule. The next is to demand a system where freedom is not conditional, but absolute. Conclusion: Embracing the Inevitable The reality is that we are all criminals waiting to be named, not because of any inherent moral failing, but because the laws that will eventually condemn us have not yet been written. The current democratic structure is nothing more than a charade, a game rigged against the very people it claims to protect. Until freedom is truly decentralized and the individual is recognized as the ultimate authority over their own life, we remain prisoners in waiting. The only path forward is to embrace the inevitability of our criminalization under the current system and to fight for a world where natural anarchy—not the laws of the powerful—guides our lives.

Matthew 5:14 - Jesus said: "You are the light of the world''. John 8:12 - Jesus said: "I am the light of the world''. John 10:34-36 - Verse 34: "Jesus answered them, 'Is it not written in your Law, "I have said you are 'gods'?" In many places also, Jesus refers to the people as ''Sons of God''. I think this is a pretty clear biblical evidence that Jesus regards you exactly like himself. He was a teacher teaching the way of the light and pointing to the one source where we all came from. 😊 In that way, Jesus and Christianity are pointers to 'something' that makes us all one. 😊

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I have it on good authority that many people are waiting for a replacement for spaces to jump on the nostr band wagon. As soon as nests become easier to use, the influx will 100x. 😊

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Nostr it is.

Human beings have consistently exhibited skepticism toward new disruptive technologies throughout history. This skepticism often stems from a combination of fear, uncertainty, and a natural resistance to change. When faced with innovations that challenge established norms or threaten existing industries, people tend to react cautiously, sometimes with outright rejection, before eventually accepting and integrating these technologies into their lives. The emergence of Bitcoin as a new form of global money is a contemporary example of this phenomenon, echoing past experiences with other groundbreaking technologies. So, as bitcoiners, we need to take a chill pill and understand why people are sceptical and approach them with love. If we are completely honest, we were once like no coiners. 😊 In the end, everyone will be on a bitcoin standard.

There is no incentive to work harder than you should in a fiat money economy. When I had no option to save myself from debasement, I lost the drive to work hard. Now, as I save in bitcoin, I tend to work harder again knowing I can assess the products of my labour whenever I need to. ☺️

#Nostr matters. 😊

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