Bitcoin After Dark ETF: When the charts get freaky, the wicks go long, and the real pumps happen

Day in the life of a Bitcoin podcaster: ​– wake up at 10:30am, immediately check price and tweet “gm to everyone except fiat holders” and "buy the dip" – cold plunge for 15 minutes to “lower time preference” – eat four raw eggs and a ribeye because “seed oils are a psyop” – record a 2-hour solo podcast rambling about “the Bitcoin cycle js dead" and “hyperbitcoinization” – spend 3 hours on X arguing with a no-coiner and retweeting Michael Saylor – grab an overpriced coffee, try to pay via Lightning, hold up the line for 4 minutes (end up using Visa) – edit podcast, add dramatic intro music and 5 mid-roll ads for VPNs and hardware wallets – go on a Hinge date, ask her “what is money?” within the first 5 minutes – refuses to tip because “taxation is theft” and "$10 more sats" – go home and host a Twitter Space titled “Is the Dollar Collapsing Tonight?” (it is not) – tell his 12 dedicated listeners to “stay humble, stack sats” – go to bed at 3am, dreaming of the citadel

This is peak crab market

Bitcoin, the peaceful revolution

So the fear index is lower than during the FTX collapse... Since FTX: - We *survived* FTX - The US created a strategic BTC stockpile - Sovereign wealth, pensions, universities, and companies bought bitcoin - Favorable regs enabled institutional access Best example of the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent

In case of Bitcoin fire sale prices, break glass

Bitcoin loan liquidation notice. Oil on canvas

May I mine you?

Gold’s moving. The print’s coming. The debasement’s here. In this episode of Magsplaining, @Lawrence Lepard breaks down why gold leads, Bitcoin follows, and why we’re only in inning 3 of the sound money bull run Highlights 00:00 The fiat doom loop: deficits, debt & “cooked” numbers 05:10 Powell’s stealth QE & yield curve control 09:13 Gold leads, Bitcoin lags... then explodes 13:20 Rebalancing between gold & Bitcoin 18:16 BRICS, de-dollarization & late-stage empire vibes 22:57 Paper gold, Fort Knox audit & “missing” reserves 26:42 Not your keys, not your gold 30:40 Silver breakout confirms the bull market 35:24 Could the US add Bitcoin to reserves? 37:00 The 10-year roadmap: inflation → reset → sound money EPISODE LINKS Fountain

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In this episode of Magsplaining, we go deep into the “monetary debasement trade” with Lawrence Lepard — why gold is ripping, why Bitcoin is n...

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At a club on Halloween in Japan when Pump it Up comes on 🤣

Kon'nichiwa Japan!

Job of the future: fake digital ID specialist so that people can remain anonymous or continue to use services when governments censor/shut off citizens from services

Caption this 👇🏼 (The Constable was a good sport and let me put him in 🤣)

When people ask why I stay in Canada, this is a big reason why + community

Whomever still has an unredeemed 1,000 Bitcoin Casascius gold bar is winning rn

How to convince your cat loving girlfriend to get a home miner

The Bitcoin price is BDSM and I do not know the safe word

The status of the Canadian real estate and rental market Cc: @Susiebdds

The Canadian gov sold off all our gold for foreign currencies & bonds. Given gold's price, we could have had $140B (peak reserve) to address our nations challenges Failing to establish a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve will be seen as an equivalent blunder by the Liberals